Encounter: Birthday start off

Mr Dingleberry's Avatar
Because women are all worthless cunts whose only purpose in life is to make me a ham sandwich and bark like a dog while she’s bent over with something inside her. Yes I’m misogynistic. Originally Posted by coffeedrinker
Hows that working out for ya? 'Low life worthless hookers' dont even want your money or you.
pittlicker's Avatar
Hows that working out for ya? 'Low life worthless hookers' dont even want your money or you. Originally Posted by Mr Dingleberry
But he seems like such a pleasant fellow.
Hows that working out for ya? 'Low life worthless hookers' dont even want your money or you. Originally Posted by Mr Dingleberry
LOL as I have stated, I have no lack of ladies to choose from in my area that actually know how to contact someone. Read my entire post clown. It would have been nice to connect with her but not going to lose sleep on my vacation over.
But he seems like such a pleasant fellow. Originally Posted by pittlicker
Pleasant to anyone except worthless females, yes.

I do love the WK’s here.
Mr Dingleberry's Avatar
LOL as I have stated, I have no lack of ladies to choose from in my area that actually know how to contact someone. Read my entire post clown. It would have been nice to connect with her but not going to lose sleep on my vacation over. Originally Posted by coffeedrinker
I read your vent book. Clearly you're bothered.
I read your vent book. Clearly you're bothered. Originally Posted by Mr Dingleberry

Hahahahahahahaha not even remotely. Like 0.00000%. You WANT me to be bothered because you are a forum troll. Or a WK. I am neither. Hookers do not define me. I use them as enjoyment. And anyways I don’t even live here any longer so missing out on her is zero on the priority scale.

You’re missing the point here. As Richard Gere said (paraphrasing), she’s a hooker. Maybe a really good hooker but nonetheless a hooker. Someone to dump something in or on, not someone to wine and dine and woo and hope she falls in love with me and texts me and thinks about me daily. This is a hooker review board at the end of the day not “Love Connection”. Women like her (popular and good at her hooker job) laugh at men like you. Someone here said “she doesn’t need the money”. Great for her, a solid go-getter in life. Wanna know my only TRUE regret?….not seeing her “football head” according to another poster. I really wanted to see if it went north to south (like when the holder is holding the ball for a field goal attempt) or east to west (like a deep pass cutting through the air). It will be one of my greatest unsolved mysteries in life.
12InchClock's Avatar
Lol. Im now intrigued about seeing her, specifically to see the football head. Lol. Never heard that about her before.
lilylivered's Avatar
Amazing
All I do is write a review about the great time I had
with a girl I like
and Chaos....
Amazing
All I do is write a review about the great time I had
with a girl I like
and Chaos.... Originally Posted by lilylivered
Haha you’ve been a member here forever, you should know how it works in Upset NY. Shit it’s more fun then the NC boards which are a fucking ghost town.
lilylivered's Avatar
Haha you’ve been a member here forever, you should know how it works in Upset NY. Shit it’s more fun then the NC boards which are a fucking ghost town. Originally Posted by coffeedrinker
JONBALLS's Avatar
. I really wanted to see if it went north to south (like when the holder is holding the ball for a field goal attempt) or east to west (like a deep pass cutting through the air). [/QUOTE]

Just find the "porn" vid

And you may find unanswered prayers are saviours
Imho
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. I really wanted to see if it went north to south (like when the holder is holding the ball for a field goal attempt) or east to west (like a deep pass cutting through the air). Originally Posted by JONBALLS
Youre late....
JONBALLS's Avatar
Youre late.... Originally Posted by lilylivered
Never too late to bring some unbiased common sense to a thrAd
. I really wanted to see if it went north to south (like when the holder is holding the ball for a field goal attempt) or east to west (like a deep pass cutting through the air). Originally Posted by JONBALLS
Just find the "porn" vid

And you may find unanswered prayers are saviours
Imho[/QUOTE]

Ha I’m all good with the “porn” vid desire. My sleep will be sound tonight.
Mr Dingleberry's Avatar
Hahahahahahahaha not even remotely. Like 0.00000%. You WANT me to be bothered because you are a forum troll. Or a WK. I am neither. Hookers do not define me. I use them as enjoyment. And anyways I don’t even live here any longer so missing out on her is zero on the priority scale.

You’re missing the point here. As Richard Gere said (paraphrasing), she’s a hooker. Maybe a really good hooker but nonetheless a hooker. Someone to dump something in or on, not someone to wine and dine and woo and hope she falls in love with me and texts me and thinks about me daily. This is a hooker review board at the end of the day not “Love Connection”. Women like her (popular and good at her hooker job) laugh at men like you. Someone here said “she doesn’t need the money”. Great for her, a solid go-getter in life. Wanna know my only TRUE regret?….not seeing her “football head” according to another poster. I really wanted to see if it went north to south (like when the holder is holding the ball for a field goal attempt) or east to west (like a deep pass cutting through the air). It will be one of my greatest unsolved mysteries in life. Originally Posted by coffeedrinker
The Im not bothered wrote a book post again.