Shhhhh...don't let your boss know you're daydreaming about pussy at work

I used to love fucking my bosses personal assistant on his desk and the conference room table. After hours. Overtime!

What would you do... Originally Posted by YummyMarie

I am the boss and I approve of this message.

Chingou !
I m stuck offshore at work for 36 days and still have 6 days to go before I get on land and you post this ...... haha ... thats enough to make a mofo swim home ..... all I can say is you so dam sexy and your thoughts are so so yummy . I see where you get that name . Stay chula , and hopefully our schedules meet one day. Wow !!

As I said, you hold a masters in Guerilla Whore Marketing

++++ on the Magic Wand. Why can I never find a whore who actually brings one of these to her incall? Not only great to give the lady a real orgasm, having one of these stuck up against your taint while receiving BBBJCIM is Nirvana.

As I said, you hold a masters in Guerilla Whore Marketing

++++ on the Magic Wand. Why can I never find a whore who actually brings one of these to her incall? Not only great to give the lady a real orgasm, having one of these stuck up against your taint while receiving BBBJCIM is Nirvana. Originally Posted by citizen44

Fuck yeah...that's one of my favorite ways to help a man along!!!

I currently own four original magic wands, and one cordless. Gotta have one at home, my Incall, my second Incall, my outcall bag, a backup, and....what the hell...a girl can never have too many hitachis!

Guerilla Whore Marketing will soon become a registered trade mark of YummyMarie, Inc

Chingou !
I m stuck offshore at work for 36 days and still have 6 days to go before I get on land and you post this ...... haha ... thats enough to make a mofo swim home ..... all I can say is you so dam sexy and your thoughts are so so yummy . I see where you get that name . Stay chula , and hopefully our schedules meet one day. Wow !! Originally Posted by alto

I'm already booked for the next 5 days anyways, so don't throw the swim trunks on just yet. Pre-booking is where it's at for me

Never fantasized about a location at your offshore site that would be fun to play at? The smell of salt air is a turn on for me...

Chingou !
I m stuck offshore at work for 36 days and still have 6 days to go ..... Originally Posted by alto

That's too long.....especially if in construction.

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Never fantasized about a location at your offshore site that would be fun to play at? The smell of salt air is a turn on for me... Originally Posted by YummyMarie

Generally the smell of the salty air is overpowered by other smells.

What is this mini wand you speak of????? How have I not been gifted one already????!!!!! Originally Posted by YummyMarie

Nobody wants to give a mini.

Not when size matters.

My favorite toy doesn't fit in my purse and would be heard through the walls...lol...she doesn't like to be told to shut up either (she actually screams louder)...

My second favorite toy doesn't comfortably fit in my purse and can also be heard through walls...

Originally Posted by YummyMarie

I'll never forget the first time I saw one of those. A client pulled it out during the middle of the session and I was thinking "where the hell does he want to put that?".

I actually thought it was an old school dildo or something. Thankfully I quickly found out he just wanted me to press it on his balls during doggie-style.

If I could get away with it? I'd fuck about half the girls in the office!

@Marie, you're gonna make your other toys jealous if you keep that up. Originally Posted by Max Steel

I'll take my chances on the jealousy. They tend to step up their game when they hear about each other, so the results tend to be worth it.

I'll never forget the first time I saw one of those. A client pulled it out during the middle of the session and I was thinking "where the hell does he want to put that?".

I actually thought it was an old school dildo or something. Thankfully I quickly found out he just wanted me to press it on his balls during doggie-style. Originally Posted by Brooke Wilde

The first time I saw one was when I was a cam girl. I perused some other ladie's chats and saw one get herself off so hard that I immediately had toy envy.

I have def fucked one of the receptionists in a "family" bathroom at my job, as well as lock the elevator and get a BJ (not to completion...) from her as well.. Very risque and very fun.. it usually starts with her telling me that her pussy is wet and me telling her that I want to see and her telling me to meet her in one of the hallways and putting her fingers soaked with her pussy juice in my mouth... and then, well... you know

YM, you're a very naughty girl!!!