It not in a MAJOR BAY or bait bay, its a Lake empty into a MAJOR BAY perfectly legal before and after 30 min.

My best guess was that he was referring to either rec time at Pelican Bay or he was referring to Silicon Valley and the Bay area with 30 minutes of acceptable ping pong breaks at free spirited nerdy companies like Google. That's just the best I could come up with to understand him.

He said some shit about you too, Levi, but I left it out because I didn't want to see your feelings get hurt. Originally Posted by Lapdog

sorry that a cat ate your bird.

Shit. He ripped the cat's throat out.

Shit. He ripped the cat's throat out. Originally Posted by Lapdog

my cats are evil trump supporting cockatoo killers .. don't let yer birdie out if you are in west plano.



my cats will eat it


BAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Dudes, do any of you guys really even have cats? I'm a dog lover, but I hate cats. I'm allergic to most of them so I tend to distance myself for self preservation. It's kind of embarrassing to admit, but yeah, they fuck me up in no time.

Shit. He ripped the cat's throat out. Originally Posted by Lapdog

my cats are evil trump supporting cockatoo killers .. don't let yer birdie out if you are in west plano.

my cats will eat it

BAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid

cockatoo can only peck, not rip. they don't have the right equipement.


feral cats will pounce and eat an unlucky bird.

Dudes, do any of you guys really even have cats? I'm a dog lover, but I hate cats. I'm allergic to most of them so I tend to distance myself for self preservation. It's kind of embarrassing to admit, but yeah, they fuck me up in no time. Originally Posted by Lucas McCain

I have 3 feral cats, female and her baby son and his male father. they (the female really) act like they own the porch and the yard. I think the female had more kittens than the one thats with her. I saw at least 5 kittens running under my car at night. 1 kitten turned up dead last month on front of the porch. haven't seen any more since then. I think one of the muslim neighbors prolly killed them by breaking their necks or maybe they just starved to death. so who knows. starving isn't likely, as we have Possums around here. I looked thru the window one night, and saw a possum eating cat food. lol.

the cats are very shy. they do keep their distance.

my mom feeds them. she's allergic to cats, but she feels sorry for them.

I have a dog too.

[QUOTE=dilbert firestorm;1062137860]cockatoo can only peck, not rip. they don't have the right equipement.

I swear he ripped the cat's throat out. Musta done it with his pecker.

This is what the bored Asian is saying. 4

I just don't know what to say....I'd like to thank my dear drug dependent Mom and alcoholic Dad for making this possible, my mischievous Cockatoo, who has a murderous streak, and last, but not least, my cat Scooter for selflessly giving up her short life to further my fame and glory. May she live on in our hearts forever.

I just don't know what to say....I'd like to thank my dear drug dependent Mom and alcoholic Dad for making this possible, my mischievous Cockatoo, who has a murderous streak, and last, but not least, my cat Scooter for selflessly giving up her short life to further my fame and glory. May she live on in our hearts forever. Originally Posted by Lapdog

Is your bird's name, "Cockbite"? hahahaha...............

[QUOTE=Lapdog;1062137902]

cockatoo can only peck, not rip. they don't have the right equipement.

I swear he ripped the cat's throat out. Musta done it with his pecker. Originally Posted by dilbert firestorm

sure lappy, whatever you say.

that your cock is a match for a predator like a cat.

cats have sharp claws and teeth.

peck, peck... sure... on your keybored. lol!

I have 3 feral cats, female and her baby son and his male father. they (the female really) act like they own the porch and the yard. I think the female had more kittens than the one thats with her. I saw at least 5 kittens running under my car at night. 1 kitten turned up dead last month on front of the porch. haven't seen any more since then. I think one of the muslim neighbors prolly killed them by breaking their necks or maybe they just starved to death. so who knows. starving isn't likely, as we have Possums around here. I looked thru the window one night, and saw a possum eating cat food. lol.

the cats are very shy. they do keep their distance.

my mom feeds them. she's allergic to cats, but she feels sorry for them.

I have a dog too. Originally Posted by dilbert firestorm

My sister bought me a Bengal cat last Christmas. She believes I have cat phobia. I'm like what part of I am allergic to cats do you not understand? I told her she can send it to me but that kitten would not live for 2 days. She got offended and asked me if I planned on killing it. I said of course not, but I guarantee you my dog will because she is quite the mean bitch. I'm honestly convinced my dog is a serial killer. She just likes to kill everything that is smaller than her. Sending me that cat would have been an immediate death sentence with no appeals for the poor thing.

I saved that cat's life and told my sister to keep it. The funny thing is that her husband is allergic to cats and now he is pissed that he has another one to fuck him up because she already had one.

My sister bought me a Bengal cat last Christmas. She believes I have cat phobia. I'm like what part of I am allergic to cats do you not understand? I told her she can send it to me but that kitten would not live for 2 days. She got offended and asked me if I planned on killing it. I said of course not, but I guarantee you my dog will because she is quite the mean bitch. I'm honestly convinced my dog is a serial killer. She just likes to kill everything that is smaller than her. Sending me that cat would have been an immediate death sentence with no appeals for the poor thing.

I saved that cat's life and told my sister to keep it. The funny thing is that her husband is allergic to cats and now he is pissed that he has another one to fuck him up because she already had one. Originally Posted by Lucas McCain

Dude, I feel your pain. Everyone on my wife's side of the family has a cat allergy. Nevertheless, they adopt cat after cat until a car hits them. Then they get another one or better yet, a kitten! Then they sit complaining about their allergies and their asthma. Meantime, the litter box needs changing and they're bitching about flea bites.

Don't suggest to them to not get another cat, it's an affront akin to getting an abortion.

BTW, what's with these psychos gifting animals unexpectedly to people? In my experience this works out OK about once every 10 times. My sister in law was "gifted" two pit bulls by her boyfriend. She dropped him and had to scramble to find them homes. Think she finally had to take them down to the SPCA.

The Bengal cat was pretty cool looking. I wish I was not allergic to cats. I would have happily accepted the gift. My dog would have likely killed it but I may have figured out the logistics to keep that serial murderer crazy bitch away from the cat. I still doubt that cat would make it two days in my house.