Guys, you're not going to fucking believe this! So I'm just at home beating off to porn on my big screen when Gina Valentina jumped right out of the TV into my room. I look like Ryan Reynolds so I guess she couldn't help herself. She got into 69 position and right before I blew my load she let out a loud stinky one that killed my boner. Afterwards I gave her a couple of bucks because honestly that's all I have left after the ex cleaned me out. Anyways, this didn't happen in Dallas, but in my dreams which technically would be Dallas since that's where I'm at. Originally Posted by doubleteamdallasOmg this is the post of the year
Hey remember, it's not REALLY gay if you believe it was a chick. (it wasn't) Originally Posted by texassapperAlso not gay if you call "no homo" afterwards.