What’s the funniest thing that’s happened to you when hobbying?

I said “OMG you went to “such and such”High School didn’t you”. She got big eyed, ...I knew her in RL Originally Posted by rojowi

Mild thread hijack. I've often wondered how often this happens? Do you as client realize you know the provider, or you the provider realize you know the client? [Yes, I know this is why some providers insist on RL info for screening, but many reputable providers don't.]

I was at a brothel in NYC (this is YEARS ago). It was a hot summer night, not great a/c. We'd both gotten undressed, when a fly started buzzing the room. We're both running around, trying to swat the d**n thing with whatever paper or t-shirts we had handy. Lots of genitalia and boobs flopping around in a not particularly sexy way . After we caught the little bugger, we both collapsed laughing. Took a while to get into a sexier mood, but we managed .

I was at a brothel in NYC (this is YEARS ago). It was a hot summer night, not great a/c. We'd both gotten undressed, when a fly started buzzing the room. We're both running around, trying to swat the d**n thing with whatever paper or t-shirts we had handy. Lots of genitalia and boobs flopping around in a not particularly sexy way . After we caught the little bugger, we both collapsed laughing. Took a while to get into a sexier mood, but we managed . Originally Posted by sailor1500

With the flopping boobs and the fly, I thought this was going to be a Mike Pence joke.

Funny, though!

Had a great visit with one of my ATF traveling ladies at her nice hotel but realized I left my prescription sunglasses in her room as I was driving down the road. Tried texting but got no reply. Was afraid her next date was about to arrive so I hurried back to the hotel. Walked in the lobby and she was at the front desk chatting away with the receptionist. She spotted me across the lobby and (loudly) called me by name, "hey, ______, did you forget something"?!? Three shades of red and a few minutes later, I was doing the walk of shame out an exit door (with my sunglasses).

... She spotted me across the lobby and (loudly) called me by name, "hey, ______, did you forget something"?!? Three shades of red and a few minutes later, I was doing the walk of shame out an exit door (with my sunglasses). Originally Posted by o2flyhi

Nice. Bet you haven’t forgotten them since!

A major squirter didn't warn me once.... And yes, it was major

A major squirter didn't warn me once.... And yes, it was major Originally Posted by Zhivago52

Maybe she was surprised, too.

I mean, when you’re good, you’re good!

Three stories

At local parlor and barebacking a HOT girl for the first time (seen her before, but first time with special privileges), when owner knock and says that local news teams are making rounds at parlors. We ignored and kept going until completion, just missing being on the news.

Same owner, different girl. Knock on door and called the girl out. LE arrested her on the spot and took her away, leaving me high and dry.

Friend and I arranged two girls and a two bedroom luxury suite. He checked in. I picked up girls. Call him that I'm on the way...no answer multiple times. He'd gone out on 6th floor patio to smoke and door locked behind; without his phone. He jumped from patio to patio six floors up until he found an open door to get back in. We had fun after all.

Met a provider in Annapolis who, while we fucked, had to have Courtney Love music videos playing on the tube. She loved Courtney Love.

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Friend and I arranged two girls and a two bedroom luxury suite. He checked in. I picked up girls. Call him that I'm on the way...no answer multiple times. He'd gone out on 6th floor patio to smoke and door locked behind; without his phone. He jumped from patio to patio six floors up until he found an open door to get back in. We had fun after all. Originally Posted by reddog1951

Sort of has a king Kong feel to it.

I set up a session at a Latina agency spot, Once I got there she open the door show me to the room. We both got comfy and she starters going town on little John and about 10 min into it I heard the door bell. 3 seconds later the 3 other Latinas came barging in. One of them feel on top of the other some laughter from them and they rushed into the bathroom that connect to another bedroom.
I was shocked as hell, hoping they wanted to join. That was not the case lol.
They did that bc the Maintenance man was about to open the door for repairs.

I never lost tract of the task that I had in her mouth. They apologize and we had a few giggles afterwards.