Retirement Planning - My Fling Farewell

  • Chloe
  • 03-09-2010, 10:00 PM
WOW, this and the Texas boards. My predictions and worries came true! I made a list of those who were retiring or leaving the scene to someone saying "I have a feeling or I have heard" and ALL of you posted this week!!!

Bob. my door, phone and e-mail are always open to you my friend/lover/client/hero
  • Laker
  • 03-10-2010, 07:53 AM
Thanks all. And thank you jymie but I don't think I could find anything that excites me the way this hobby has. (-:

In full disclosure, as I realized I needed to back away from active hobbying, I asked Eli to help me check into becoming a moderator. I figured if I didn't have a vested interest in chasing tail, I could be pretty even handed.

Well, my timing sucked. I didn't know anything about the mod turnover.

I'm hoping to have drinks with Eli later this week and plan to ask him his opinion. Originally Posted by NormalBob

Bob,

Man, if it does happen that you do become a moderator, will you be easy on me? Wow to think you would be my disiplinarian!! Will you remember I hate pain!!? :-)
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Bob congratulation to you and your son i wish him well. I feel your pain i have one in college and one going soon. But you will be missed I really enjoyed reading your reviews .
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Jimmy its his daughter. We all make mistakes. Again Bob congrats on her achivements. You have to be proud. Mine are all done in college 6 to be exact. I was glad none of them decided to persue a miliitary life like I did. I put 30 years in there and it haunts me for the rest of my life. I guess someone had to do it. Ed
It took me about three weeks longer than I expected but it's closure time.

Thank you for the understanding women who graciously accepted my call to cancel our last visits.






Thank you ECCIE and moderators for creating a forum supporting the enjoyment and safety of so many.

Thank you 'clients' for sharing so much information with me. The information exchange has allowed me to meet some of the most sexually, physically, and genuinely beautiful women I've been fortunate enough to meet in my lifetime.

Thank you 'escorts' for agreeing to meet with me. You've helped me through some PTSD, an accumulation of 40 years of fantasies, lingering hostility at home, and provided great fun as well as memories. You all have my best wishes for your safety, success and happiness.

Thank you Uncle Sam for paying me tax free for a year so that I could bankroll one hell of an adventure. My hobby time in WNY has been a hell of a lot more fun than my time in Afghanistan even though I was there longer.

Thank you to the people on both sides of the divide that have flashed a sense of 'community'. Feel free to drop me a line at normal.bob@live.com if you're ever up for a round of golf, a beverage, or a strip club run.

I may check out the board ocassionally but I probably ought not to...much.


NormalBob - Out
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  • remix
  • 05-13-2010, 05:34 PM
Bob,
Your sentiments are mutual. I have enjoyed your many contributions to this forum.

We'll be watching for;

Normal Bob

The sequel
The reunion show
The History of Sex -'Normal Bob'
sorry to see you retire Bob, I remember back on aspd when I still had BCD that your first review wasn't up to par, geez you sure figured out how to write up the special times, always well written verse, perhaps you could begin your next career as a novelist as pointed out by others here.
Bob -- I've got your e-mail addy and I'll be in touch -- a round of golf is always on my agenda!!
I'm glad that I could help you with meeting MJ -- and I'm glad that you found her to be quite delightful!!
Paul
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Nb First of all thanks for your service our uncle owes us alot more. I put in 30 years theres help out there if your have any problems from Afganistan feel free to contact me any time. It haunts you the rest of your life. Thanks for your your smutty love novels I always enjoyed your reviews. OOO RAA. Ed
MJ is perhaps the quintessential example of the value of this board. Thanks Paul. Ed, I wish I could have met your ATF. I respect the way you White Knighted on her behalf.

Damn...I would have hoped that after writing this in my head for about 24 hours, I would have gotten it right.

Back to the "escorts" a moment, thank you for being disease free. You let me get in and out of fantasy land without hurting others. To the provider that wanted me to understand that y'all only saw me because of the money, I knew that. I went to Disneyland once and they charged me to get in even back in the day when I was young and fit. I wouldn't have expected anything differently. I've burned through about $21,000 in around seven months and it has been a worthwhile investment. And no, I won't be telling anyone who you are because I deeply appreciate your honesty and respect your privacy.

Thank you to my bride who I let know about my having a...uh, double-life a few months ago for not going Lorena Bobbit on me even when I came home at 7am once and at 3am another time. I'll try to do better the next 29 years. To my real life Holly Hunter.



Thank you God. I've been leading a blessed life and appreciate what I have been given. Take good care of Paul T. N.

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Bob,

I thoroughly enjoyed your reviews - reading them well before I had an account.
Even without BCD access, your reviews were never boring.
I also enjoyed your frequent posts.

Wish you the best and stop in to say "Hi" every so often.
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You've been an inspiration to us all. good luck. we'll keep a light on for you.
SC
  • jbonz
  • 05-14-2010, 04:08 AM
Hope everything works out to your grand plan Bob. It was great meeting you that one night. Hopefully our paths will cross again sometime.

--Jbonz
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  • Eli
  • 05-14-2010, 05:36 AM
Bob,

I won't say good luck or good-bye cause I'll be seeing you at the retirement club. lol BTW, this is a tough habit to break buddy. See you soon.

Eli
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  • cnym
  • 05-14-2010, 10:56 AM
Bob,

BTW, this is a tough habit to break buddy.
Originally Posted by Eli
I am with Eli on this one, Stay in touch buddy.
Thank God for UTR's, lol