You run into your boss at the hotel...

I think I would pull a fast one and be like, "Hey there you are! I've been looking for you!! Are you fucking my wife!? HAHA just kidding, Can I have a raise?"

Think it would work? crazier things have happend.

Tell your boss your are a high dollar male escort and you are running late to his wife's room to tickle her taint. Originally Posted by pyramider

PYR - you are freaking hysterical!!

In Feb 2014 I will be traveling with family members to SoCal and AZ on and off for a couple of months. I will not be booking the rooms but as soon as I check in my room I will call the desk and ask for a different room on different floor on the other side of the hotel. Just wonder how many times I can do that before they start to think something is up.

Once.

What if you didn't see face pictures and the provider IS YOUR BOSS?

Either I would lose the wood or I would fuck the living shit out of her ... sort of a revenge fuck.

tell them the truth...? just saying.... or say well you know im just out fucking around.... then tip toe in with meeting old friend from out of town. unless your the type that stays at motel 6.....then ur screwed.