Complete this sentence. Part II

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Be able to go online and shop for a girl to spank her ass till she cried and then throat fuck her till she puked and have her beg me to do it more.

She died at age 23 but man she was a good fuck
Until I got in the hobby.
I never thought I would have...

Been fucked in the ass (pegged) by a beautiful lady and enjoyed it.
Made two girls come at the same time (yes it was real)
Make a girl cum just by putting my finger in her ass.
Get robed by a girls driver (once in the '80's and '90's)
Paid a girl 50 bucks to give me blow job in my room (French Quarter in the 70's) and found out her dick was bigger than mine. Lesson learned "grab the crotch first"
Found out Nymphos are real

And the best one yet...
My stories are better than those I read in Penthouse forum as a kid!