Your dream hobby date

Did you intend to really post all that? I guess since it is your review it isn't against the rules, but... Originally Posted by Brandofan

Wasn't intentionally. Hit the wrong button.

The edited version is above.

Lol dang so that’s the reviews? Like a mini porno book huh? Originally Posted by BabyDallass

No, not at all. It is purely a work of fiction.

Lol dang so that’s the reviews? Like a mini porno book huh? Originally Posted by BabyDallass

You should see mine with the action shots

Quick fingers let this out the door prior to proper editing. When you copy a review and reload it, it goes in as one paragraph for some reason. Even runs your sentences together.

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Charlie Brown Premium Access-NEVER NCNS Join Date: May 8, 2010Location: DallasPosts: 1,540 Encounters: 69 Review: Phoenix Dawn: Gambling, Fine Dining, Shopping, Plantation, Garden District & Cemetery, and Ghostly Touring, plus Skipping Around in New Orleans ! Date: late last month Provider: Phoenix Dawn Phone: 972-591-3439 Email Address: phoenix.dawn.30@gmail.com URL / Website: https://www.preferred411.com/P50878 City: Plano to New Orleans State: Louisiana Address: Phoenix lives and incalls in Plano. Session took place in New Orlens Appointment Type: Other Did the Appointment take place at the agreed-upon time?: Yes Activities: It's never scripted but every time I see her for an extended period of time, it's about all you can do and still come away not feeling dirty. LFK, DFK, Massages, Ass Play ( man it's tight and muscular ), Standing Scissors, Vagina Squeezes, Pecker Flexing, Missionary, K9, multiple BBBJ'S by hoover.com., HJ, Breast Play, Sleeping While Snuggled Session Length: 3 days, two nights Fee: $$$$$ donation, $$ Gambling, $$$ Gifts & Spending plus Entertainment Hair Length and Color: Long red Age: late 30's Smoking Status: Non-Smoker Ethnic Background: White/Caucasian Physical Description: Great Smile ! 5'7", 150 lbs, 36D-28-38

This ROS posted here? Originally Posted by Charlie Brown

Lol dang so that’s the reviews? Like a mini porno book huh? Originally Posted by BabyDallass

Yep! I like to take my time when writing my reviews and make it as detailed and erotic as possible. Sometimes I will write things like "I felt like the gods themselves were applauding from the heavens above as they watched our two sweaty bodies join together and became one" or "I knew at that moment that it wasn't gravity holding me down on Earth but rather my connection to her."

Just throw in a few silly cheesy sentences like that just to make it more fun. In the end, I'm not looking for romance or love but if you get the opportunity to write a mini romance novel, why not go for it? I just have so much fun whenever I meet an ECCIE provider that I want to honor it properly by writing a long thoughtful entertaining review/encounter report.

I like to wax poetic myself:

I did thereupon grasp those ample ass cheeks and did proceed to smash that booty with such force that milady's gum did fly from its mouthy perch...

ROS are like snowflakes. Everyone writes 'em different and some are pure comedy gold!

I like to wax poetic myself:



ROS are like snowflakes. Everyone writes 'em different and some are pure comedy gold! Originally Posted by Brandofan

LOL that's hilarious Brando!

I agree with you. Everyone has their own style and that's why it's so much fun to read different people's reviews. The excellent ones are so detailed that they make me feel like I'm in the same room as them, watching them and enjoying the session along with them. Those excellent reviews are the ones which persuade me to meet a certain provider.

I write mine as if you're in my head and you hear my thoughts

I write mine as if you're in my head and you hear my thoughts Originally Posted by mrredcat43

Yes you do and I can confirm that Red Cat writes useful detailed entertaining reviews that are always a hoot to read.

I’m jelly I can’t read them what if someone took all the reviews and made an erotic novel out of it. Id buy it!

Lol all you need is a mandle! Or a doubles partner with a mandle! Or a swooning WK with more libido than integrity!

Lol all you need is a mandle! Or a doubles partner with a mandle! Or a swooning WK with more libido than integrity! Originally Posted by Brandofan

Nobody has time for all that lol I’ll just see what I can..

What is your dream hobby date?!

If you can do anything on a date, what would it be?

Ladies and gents!

Don’t be shy Originally Posted by BabyDallass

I like to take my time and relish the moment. We undress each other and take the time to worship one another’s bodies. Lots of teasing, edging and foreplay. Making out while grinding against one another, barely able to hold the passion at bay, talking dirty to one another about what we want until we can’t take it anymore and giving in with shameless abandon, devouring one another sexually, leaving us sweaty, spent and giggling until we are ready to go again.

Ok, I'll chime in on my ideal Date....this is pending budget$, of course!

I would visit with one of my ATF's, the small, select group of ladies that I love for many reasons. Probably wouldn't risk with someone new, in case the Mojo wasn't there.

Saturday morning BRUNCH - Meet somewhere VERY nice for an upscale, healthy brunch, catchup on our lives, have some laughs and a health breakfast.

Shopping Trip at Crescent - Drive down to Crescent, do some high end shopping for both of us. Could be sexy/fun clothes for later, or - just stuff we like to indulge ourselves.

Checkin to FourSeasons - the Four Seasons in Las Colinas has an EXCELLENT Gymnasium and Spas/Saunas. An older hotel that has been renovated, still a nice stay.

Trainer/Gym/Tennis? workout - Hire a personal trainer (or Tennis coach, if she's into Tennis) to guide us through a Private Workout in their AWESOME Gym. This gym is incredible, get us both sweating and fit. Of course, this will get me worked up and horny by watching my ATF prance around in her Yoga Pants. Any lady who knows me realizes Yoga Pants are pure magic for me.

Spa/Sauna/Eucalyptus/Shower/Playtime - Bribe the staff to allow us to use either the Men's or Women's Spa/Sauna rooms. Switch from room to room, alternating in the Nordic cold dip to cool off. 100% GUARANTEED of some exciting, sweaty Playtime in each room, leaving us exhausted and spent.

Nappy Time in the Hotel room - Back up to the Hotel room for a long, extended Nap, as we are so spent and exhausted from the workout/sauna/playtime.

Sunset Helicopter Tour of Dallas/FTW - I believe one of the hotels downtown has a Helipad. Take a helicopter visual tour of the MetroMess at sunset. Always fun.

Dinner Upscale - Unsure where - but go to dinner somewhere VERY upscale and dressy, with terrific food. Maybe wear some of the clothing, accessories, etc we purchased earlier at the Crescent. Capital Grill comes to mind, but there are lots of upscale restaurants downtown.

Back to Hotel/Playtime - More playtime back at hotel before calling it a night. By this time, we're likely spent and tired, but it's guaranteed a great night.

BONUS Stars - if the room is facing downtown during 4th of July Fireworks. We enjoy our playtime while watching the fireworks outside the room as well as inside.

Sleepy time/Morning After - after a day like this, we're likely pretty spent, but I can 100% guarantee some frisky playtime in the morning, before cleaning up, light breakfast, and we part ways until we see each other again.

Hopefully some nice Texting afterward on what a wonderful time we both had. I would be damned disappointed if I was ghosted after a day like this.

Anyhow, that's my "Dream Hobby Date". For any of my ATF's reading this - you know who you are - the budget is the only issue we haven't done this yet!! LOL!

I’d like to have one lady riding my face and one riding my dick. That’s about perfect. Lol