Pre-game routine

I shower very shortly before the date. Right or wrong I always powder down PINK FLOYD getting him ready for battle. Brush the teeth. I don't eat much before the date, but I will often have a lunch date prior to the real date. I pop a Viagra once I am sure the girl is going to show up.

i posted this on another board:

Gents - How To Prepare For A Date

Men, how to prepare for a date ....

Little things can add up to big benefits during a date with a lady. The fewer distractions from little annoyances make the sessions much better. The details can be the difference in just a date and a stellar adventure !!

Talk to the lady before the date - Whether it be on the phone or in emails this is time well spent. if this is a first time meeting, you may not be able to be direct with questions. But spending a little time talking with her can give you a much better insight to whats available and her likes and dislikes. After the first meeting is out of the way, you will be able to ask her more specific things ... and it just gets better from here !

Fingernails - Clip your fingernails and toenails .. close ! Then file them smooth. long or sharp nails and hang nails can be a source of pain for the lady, and lets face it, most ladies aren't into pain ... from nails anyway.

Shave - Shave and shave closely, beard burn on a lady's skin can be very irritating, especially in the more delicate areas. so, be smooth as a baby's ass !

Your mouth - Brush your teeth ... and tounge, well, then use mouthwash !! Your mouth can smell worse than your ass !

Manscape - The last thing a pubic hair hears before it hits the floor .... thpuuh, thpuuh.... If the lady makes a trip down south, she want it reasonably groomed. Pubic hairs can be as big an irritation for a lady as they are for you, so show a little respect and manscape. Shaving isn't necessary, but a close trim will make things go much better !

Shower - Wash ! Take time and wash all the little nooks and crannys. Pay special attention to your ass ! You don't want to be down south on a lady and get a whiff of ass, neither does she ! Wash it, get your finger or wash cloth up in there, wash it good ! When you think you have it ... wash it again !!

Cologne - A nice cologne and deodorant will do, something not overpowering. Be liberal with it ... any where she might sniff !

Attire - Clean clothes, you don't have to dress to kill, but have clean , nice looking clothes on. Again attention to details !

What to carry in - When seeing a lady you don't know, all you need to carry in is the donation and your car key, to get back in your car. Yep, leave everything else in the car. Have a safety contact, yep, men you need a safety contact too.

Gifts - Gifts other than the monetary gift normally aren't necessary.... but, getting a lady a little something extra always adds a little extra to the session !



I hope this has been helpful .... have fun ... and hit it one time for me !!!

Originally Posted by PAPA JOE

This is great and should be mandatory reading or a sticky at the least
Well done Papa!