You Can't Hide Your Lyin' Eyes...

I am still new here and reading mostly, but here goes and I will jump in,....I was in a Texas city and I met a young lady at a restaurant not too late about 10pm....Went to a hotel and stepped in the elevator and about six 7th grade girls with their Moms were in the elevotor and we all went to the 3rd floor and all got out...Well these girls and their Moms were from the same school my child attended, and all Moms knew me(Iam single), but still a little uncomfortable meeting....These girls and Moms were in a city 30 miles away for a soccer tournament, me well I was there just because.....Any way the next night, I met a different Lady at another place, and we hit it off, so decided to go to a hotel...Yes I ventured to the same hotel...This was Saturday evening, and as me and the Lady stood there waiting for the elevator, YES you guessed right.....The elevator doors opened and the same 6 to 7 Soccer Moms with their kids got out and stared as I said evening Ladies hope the soccer tournament went well.....I was never looked looked at the same at the school (Dont know if for the better or worse) after that weekend,,,,And NO my child did not play soccer...Lol....I hope my story did not sway too far from this topic, at least I think it is hobby related...

I love all the stories! Feel free to post the lies and the truth is stranger than fictions ones, too!

Great tales from the hobby!

One just happened to me the other day. I had an appt to meet my ATF at a strip club. She was coming by taxi. We were to meet, go into the club for a few and then go back to her hotel. Well, I show up at the club on time. Gave her the courtesy 5 min late thing, and gave her a ring and a text. Nothing heard. So for the next hour I sit and wait. Sent one final text saying I'm outta her in 5 min if I don't hear from you. Within 2 min, phone rings. She asks if I still want her to come to the club. I said no and that I was on my way to her place. When I get there, she tells me some lame story about her not being able to meet me and it having to do with her phone. Yeah, right-- her phone. It was in the O-F-F position b/c she had another client. I'm not that stupid. If she weren't the best fuck I've ever had, I would have long bolted before sitting in my car for an hour. What we won't do for our ATFs

"Someone was looking at me weird when I showed up at your hotel. I didn't know what to think so I left"

Turns out that someone was the maid and she didn't even speak English.

A long time ago I was in Amsterdam with an ex girlfriend. We were staying near Dam Square and had a huge fight about who knows what. I told her I needed to go get some air and grab a beer. 15 minutes later I had a hottie from the Ukraine bent over Greek style in the red light district down the street. 20 minutes later I'm back in my hotel room having make up sex grudge fucking the ex gf. Good thing I made a pit stop in the hotel bathroom to wash up or the smell of latex would've given me away for sure

Well, since I can't go back to sleep here goes. I made an appointment with this provider and the day of she emailed me with this excuse. She said a client just called her and told her that he had herpes. And for my safety she needed to cancel the appointment and get herself check out. Whether it's true or not I never tried to make another appointment.

Several years ago I had a lovely incall that I shared with some other ladies who'd rent on a "by the date" basis. A traveling gent who'd contacted me several days prior, said he didn't make it to town and would have to cancel. He did give me a day's notice to his credit, but imagine his surprise when he hears they're at my incall which she shares. Their appointment was set for the same date & time obviously having made it to town... but he just felt uncomfortable about showing a preference.

WHAT?!?!?! That's what the hobby's about for many... NSA STRANGE OPTIONS!!! That goes both ways, and if you're not sure you'll make it back to a distant city again, may as well go for broke with the one you want most! ;-)

*whew* Glad I could get that off my chesteses. So many men, so little time! I'm long overdue some dabblin' myself, it appears. *ahem*

Lil'Minx69... SPANK YOURSELF for being such a delightful instigator. *hot breath on your neck* It's a tough crowd & takes a certain type to walk the line without falling. ;-) BTDT LOL

GOOD reading! Please continue...

I will trust, honor and obey.....all the days of my life....

I prefer to wait for my spanning from you, KittyKat! Meoooowww...

Me: "Do a lot of guys like to do this?"

She: "I don't do this for nobody else, honey."

Me: "Do a lot of guys like to do this?"

She: "I don't do this for nobody else, honey." Originally Posted by roaringfork

Did you manage to keep a straight face? I couldn't have.