It's a shithole located at the intersection of two of two large interstates...making it a huge drug trafficking city...
But they've got a Braum's...
- Wakeup
- 03-30-2013, 08:16 AM
- I B Hankering
- 03-30-2013, 08:53 AM
"Austin Glow" does have a certain poetic ring.
- Jewish Lawyer
- 03-30-2013, 09:13 AM
Where is Salina anyway? Sounds like a place for the vagrants from Texas to migrate to.You gotta admit Yssup, he nailed you on this one. Give credit where credit is due and raise the white flag. You are taking on water.
I called Salina and they said they remember you
Don't worry, he's not dead. Whatzup returned to Texas to live a crappy life. Originally Posted by JD Barleycorn
- Texas Contrarian
- 03-30-2013, 11:15 AM
Maybe the little fat boy who inherited Daddy's dictatorship is just jealous of Governor Goodhair's hair?
From the Austin American-Statesman website:
By Ciara O'Rourke
American-Statesman Staff
Maybe Kim Jong-un is an Aggie fan, or he’s jealous of Gov. Rick Perry’s hair.
Online, Austin residents wondered about that and more after reading reports Friday that North Korea’s leader had ordered the country’s strategic rocket forces to be on standby to fire at several U.S. targets, including their hometown.
Photos that appeared in North Korea’s state-run newspaper show Kim signing the order in front of a map of the United States that also depicts missile trajectories that appear to end in Washington, Los Angeles, Hawaii and Austin, according to news accounts.
Maybe it’s because Austin is home to a major operations center for South Korean technology giant Samsung Electronics.
Or maybe it’s because Kim once failed to bring cash to the Salt Lick.
Though some scoffed that only Austinites would turn a bomb threat into an Internet joke, most seemed nonplussed by the news. At least on Twitter, where users turned a “whyaustin” hashtag normally used to highlight examples of why they live here into a question: “Why Austin?”
Even city officials joined in, posting a link of a black-and-white cartoon clip of a turtle ducking into his shell to hide from a monkey holding a stick of dynamite on the city’s Twitter account.
“I can’t believe how many folks have asked about N. Korea today,” Police Chief Art Acevedo tweeted. “For the record I’m confident we need not worry about a missile strike on ATX.”
URL @ http://www.statesman.com/news/news/l...-threat/nW7gy/
From the Austin American-Statesman website:
By Ciara O'Rourke
American-Statesman Staff
Maybe Kim Jong-un is an Aggie fan, or he’s jealous of Gov. Rick Perry’s hair.
Online, Austin residents wondered about that and more after reading reports Friday that North Korea’s leader had ordered the country’s strategic rocket forces to be on standby to fire at several U.S. targets, including their hometown.
Photos that appeared in North Korea’s state-run newspaper show Kim signing the order in front of a map of the United States that also depicts missile trajectories that appear to end in Washington, Los Angeles, Hawaii and Austin, according to news accounts.
Maybe it’s because Austin is home to a major operations center for South Korean technology giant Samsung Electronics.
Or maybe it’s because Kim once failed to bring cash to the Salt Lick.
Though some scoffed that only Austinites would turn a bomb threat into an Internet joke, most seemed nonplussed by the news. At least on Twitter, where users turned a “whyaustin” hashtag normally used to highlight examples of why they live here into a question: “Why Austin?”
Even city officials joined in, posting a link of a black-and-white cartoon clip of a turtle ducking into his shell to hide from a monkey holding a stick of dynamite on the city’s Twitter account.
“I can’t believe how many folks have asked about N. Korea today,” Police Chief Art Acevedo tweeted. “For the record I’m confident we need not worry about a missile strike on ATX.”
URL @ http://www.statesman.com/news/news/l...-threat/nW7gy/