Encounter: With the gorgeous Mona Lisa!

Or novel concept Uber to the place. You call Mona Lisa a day before or the day of asking about an appointment and it's highly likely her regulars will not be able to get in. She is extremely popular and she delivers each time to everyone so Sir you either figure out how to park your 18 wheeler by the wealth of information I freely gave or simply don't. Your slot will be filled Sir; probably by someone who drives a 1995 Buick Lasabre