I wanna try this...

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It could be your 30th bday gift to yourself. Originally Posted by EroticEmily
haha... I can't even pay $325 to get my ball container pummeled until I turn 30... You Tease!
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Well...elephant...you have two offers on the table...what's it gonna be? Originally Posted by EroticEmily
I am kinda hard up for some hobby funds.... and rent is due.... Hey Jake!!..
For you elephant I wouldn't consider such a thing a fetish so you could get my normal GFE rate(since I would certainly punch you in the balls if I were your GF) of 275.




haha... I can't even pay $325 to get my ball container pummeled until I turn 30... You Tease! Originally Posted by Elephant
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For you elephant I wouldn't consider such a thing a fetish so you could get my normal GFE rate(since I would certainly punch you in the balls if I were your GF) of 250. Originally Posted by EroticEmily
Awww... How Sweet of You. 250 Sounds Great. Will that make me Cock #52 for the week?....
LOL. yea 250 prolly would sound great since that was my old rate and it's 275 now.

Actually, I'm a virgin and I just post here to ease my sexual tension.


Awww... How Sweet of You. 250 Sounds Great. Will that make me Cock #52 for the week?.... Originally Posted by Elephant
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  • Carl
  • 08-30-2010, 06:55 PM
The waitresses at Hooters kicked me in the balls for free (and repeatedly, I might add) when I suggested they give me a lap dance on my birthday. Sounds like I made out like a bandit. I still can't figure out how sophie bella got them to give her a lap dance when she asked on her birthday, though. Some things are just meant to be a mystery, I guess.
I hope you tipped well for that kinda service!

The waitresses at Hooters kicked me in the balls for free (and repeatedly, I might add) when I suggested they give me a lap dance on my birthday. Sounds like I made out like a bandit. I still can't figure out how sophie bella got them to give her a lap dance when she asked on her birthday, though. Some things are just meant to be a mystery, I guess. Originally Posted by Carl
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  • Carl
  • 08-30-2010, 07:13 PM
I tipped 100% of my tab. But all I bought was an iced tea. The wings were free with the coupon Hooters sent to my email account. That might account for the nut-kicking being "repeatedly."

If it was, then that was the best money I never spent.

I'd like to think I just dethroned whispers as the king of the bargain!
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Ouch! Deffinately not for me.
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haha... I can't even pay $325 to get my ball container pummeled until I turn 30... You Tease! Originally Posted by Elephant
Wait... Elephant's not even 30??
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OMG I laughed so hard. I'd be happy to do that if not for the C.O.F...I just can't get down like that. Originally Posted by EroticEmily
I have a feeling that a lot of women would find that amusing... the girl in the video surely did... especially that last "lick"! Whoo
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LOL. yea 250 prolly would sound great since that was my old rate and it's 275 now. Originally Posted by EroticEmily
Damn, a $25 price bump... out of my range!!

Wait... Elephant's not even 30?? Originally Posted by Magnetron
I'm 18.... I think...
We could incorporate the furry aspect and I can wear a big bugs bunny head when I punch you in the nuts and you could C.O.B.B.F Originally Posted by EroticEmily
That's so hot....
you bring the costume and I'll wear it! LOL...though I'm not sure if what we have in mind for each other could even benefit from a costume. If we do costumes I really REALLY want you to be one of the characters from Hello Kitty. There is a little bear in hello kitty that has a huge crush on her and is always taking her books home from school and stuff like that...you could be that little bear! I'm down for whatever.

That's so hot.... Originally Posted by cockforhire