Everytime that question comes out i just blurt out my name. Most times it's unintelligible so when they say "excuse me" I bounce with something stupid like Burt.
I'd have to agree with JM. I understand that real friendships can develop, but in the end I am paying you for sex. If I no longer did that, you would likely cut off our 'friendship'. It's a whole other fantasy world so I remember that and don't fool myself in thinking that there is anything more than a provider-client relationship going on. That's why I prefer not to get personal unless it actually develops to that level.
Don't ever Forget reality. No matter how much they say things like, " you are different" " I don't know what it is but there is something about spending time with you that makes me happy" I missed you do much. I always debate personally calling you. I can't stop thinking about you" " I want you to know u are not like other clients. I truely like having you around"
Im sure others can add some more lines. These things are archetypes for this business. Soon after they brainwash you with these blasphemes, the inevitable "L Word" comes out. LEND me some money.
So when they ask you for your name, say Daddy, Papi, Professor (insert here), Warren Beatty, or what have you.
You haven't lived until you hear "Oh Shit Darth!!?" Honestly most people just call each other.."Baby". That way you cannot say their name wrong.
Originally Posted by DarthMaul
"Baby" is not as bad as "Honey". "Daddy" even works sometimes.