the worst ad ever.....can anyone decipher this

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Two rooms provides black girl scheduling all night with black girl control of the date and me and not the date. One room with white man on standby for black man wanted in making my 2guy fantasy (SPCL!).

Gangbang or train special considered for making me into the main event or party favor - (no white girls watching - b&w participate ok)
8PM - 11AM
-contact black girl with request and link along with info:

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Two rooms provides black girl scheduling all night with black girl control of the date and me and not the date. One room with white man on standby for black man wanted in making my 2guy fantasy (SPCL!).

If you want to see me, I have a black lady that I am the bitch of, you have to go through her in order to see me. I also have a white guy and a black guy in another room that are here to make sure I gets my money. And if you are interested, we can do a doubles with either one of them. They don't have to pay since they are me Personal Investment Management Personel, but you will have too! And if you don't want a doubles with me and my homies, one of them will be looking out for your car while you are with me!

Gangbang or train special considered for making me into the main event or party favor - (no white girls watching - b&w participate ok)
8PM - 11AM

I am up for anything, as long as my gal says it is ok. I just want to make some money and keep my main gal happy, you understand. While she may watch what is happening, she ain't gonna put out since she doesn't want to have to work that hard, that's why she wants my to get all stretched out and tired at the end of the day, then she can go party all night with my homies!

-contact black girl with request and link along with info:

Since I am trying to appear that I am user friendly, I hope that you will take the time to contact what you think is a black girl instead of a dude that is really posting this. I/we may even let you get away with only losing your money, no guarantees though, you know how it is when you deal with some of us bitches!

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Thank you Dave, I have enjoyed working with you again. Shall I sing "Daisy" for you now?

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Makes no sense to me

I can't really say what I think about this because it's a forbidden topic.

I can't really say what I think about this because it's a forbidden topic. Originally Posted by Alyssa Marie

But your thought is probably correct, forbidden or not.

Dr. Lecter would be the perfect candidate. If we run a train, I get to be the caboose.