Accidental ingestion of personal lubricant

Seriously, if a lady can have it up the coochie and booty, you have nothing to worry about if it gets in your mouth or makes it to the stomach. Originally Posted by YummyMarie

Thanks.

You're hot.

Anyone had this happen? I'm talking either water-based or silicone-based. Is it toxic, and did you have any consequences? Originally Posted by wickerman1

Care to share how this was accidental? Going from lube to mouth is a pretty big step. Last time I heard of someone eating lube on any level it was this rich bored athlete and it was on purpose:

Really??

Oh alright fine I had my fun but this seems to be a genuine question not a troll so here you go.

Basically, don't worry about it, the median lethal dose or LD50 (the amount of a chemical necessary to be lethal in 50% of a population) is very high for each of the three most prominent chemicals in lubricants (aside from water and silicone which I assume you already know are non-toxic)

Propylene Glycol, Glycerine, and Methyl Parabens have all been tested extensively on animals and their oral toxicity is extremely low.

The LD50 are as follows:
Propylene Glycol 18000 mg/kg
Glycerine 12600 mg/kg in rats
Methyl Parabens 8000 mg/kg in mice


Source: National Library of Medicine's ToxNet
http://toxnet.nlm.nih.gov/cgi-bin/si...erm+@DOCNO+492
http://toxnet.nlm.nih.gov/cgi-bin/si...erm+@DOCNO+174
http://toxnet.nlm.nih.gov/cgi-bin/si...rm+@DOCNO+1184

Ok. Which tard around here created a fake handle to start this thread?

Damn as long as it was "Accidentally Ingested Lube" then the consequences of it hurting you would at most me minimal. If it was intentional, which I suspect that that is the case, then go get checked out. You sure don't want your eyeball slipping out of their sockets or your mouth dripping out lube at inopportune moments. A sure fire cure from what I've researched and read is to get a yellow feathered yard bird and have him pee in a cup and pour it down the crack of your ass while some one else kicks your ass. In my opinion I think your screwed dude, go see a lube doctor asap. ijs

America is dying.

Anyone had this happen? I'm talking either water-based or silicone-based. Is it toxic, and did you have any consequences? Originally Posted by wickerman1

Read the labeling.

Kinda like when you "accidentally" miss and try to slip it in her ass?

I mix Astroglide into my coffee instead of cream.

Anyone had this happen? I'm talking either water-based or silicone-based. Is it toxic, and did you have any consequences? Originally Posted by wickerman1

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahhaha hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Can't resist. Call to the poison control hotline - "uhhh, I was sucking some dick and it had lube on it cause it just came out of an ass, will I be ok?"

Some shit just can't be made up. Thanks for the laugh today.

Totally opened this thread thinking perhaps you accidentally came in your own mouth. Darn, now im dissapointed. That would have been at least, funny.

Whether you think it's silly or not, crazy things do happen. I'm just talking about a little lube that got on your skin or someone's nipples or such, not squeezing it into your mouth. Originally Posted by wickerman1

Me thincks that this isn't ingestion then.