My last word on the subject...well at least I think it is my last word.
I was only trying to court and seduce this provider by going out of the box. Perhaps a vane attempted as it may turn out to be.
Either she & you all get it, or not. A little levity never hurt, and truly I do admire the women who are in the business. Although I've never shied away of taking chances, and for that I've felt I have had my rewards of doing so, the chances I've taken do not compare the the women in the biz. I for one am glad that some have taken those chances. Just sad that in the U.S. it has to be that way.
There are plenty of fish on both sides of the fence. Enough to keep everyone happy and occupied.