Worst experience with a provider or client???

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Chloe had the guy with the urine bag throw it on her
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It's not a women bashing thread....It's a "This is how I fupducked thread". I didn't do enough home work and my "Expected Service Level" was way, way off. My fault totally.

It was my first and last traveler.
Went to see a new girl in Erie about a year and a half ago. She was rushing so fast she just couldn't get me up for the main event. I told her to forget it that it wasn't going to happen. I started getting dressed. She got pissed off and started crying. She already had the $ so it's not like I wasn't going to pay her.
About 20 minutes into my drive home I realized I didn't have my wallet. I drove through the median on I-90 and went back. I called from outside and told her my wallet must have fallen out of my pocket and she needed to bring it down to me ASAP. I told her not to hang up and talk to me the whole time she was looking for it and walking it down to me. She did as I asked and came down with my wallet. She hands it to me and said "I never even opened it up and looked inside". I thanked her and started to roll the window up. She stopped me and said "you don't need to worry, your $42 is still there. I don't steal." I said back to her "you might not steal but you just lied about not looking inside if you knew exactly how much money I have in it".

I didn't know if she found it as soon as I left or not so as soon as I got home I cancelled my credit cards and debit card. Lesson learned. I have left my wallet in the car ever since!
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Off brand toilet tissue@incall whew

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Why don't we appoint this as a woman bashing threAD. Originally Posted by SweetElizabeth

How is this a woman's bashing thread? Seems that anyone can answer about their worst experience, to include the girls, but I must have missed something when I read the original post

There is a similar thread running in the national but I thought it would be fun to share some stories with a wny flair! Originally Posted by lickidyclit
Nope, I didn't think so!
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Chloe had the guy with the urine bag throw it on her Originally Posted by JONBALLS
Omg
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My first negative review. Looks good but her pussy smells like fucking death. There is no reason for that shit.

Went to see a new girl in Erie about a year and a half ago. She was rushing so fast she just couldn't get me up for the main event. I told her to forget it that it wasn't going to happen. I started getting dressed. She got pissed off and started crying. She already had the $ so it's not like I wasn't going to pay her.
About 20 minutes into my drive home I realized I didn't have my wallet. I drove through the median on I-90 and went back. I called from outside and told her my wallet must have fallen out of my pocket and she needed to bring it down to me ASAP. I told her not to hang up and talk to me the whole time she was looking for it and walking it down to me. She did as I asked and came down with my wallet. She hands it to me and said "I never even opened it up and looked inside". I thanked her and started to roll the window up. She stopped me and said "you don't need to worry, your $42 is still there. I don't steal." I said back to her "you might not steal but you just lied about not looking inside if you knew exactly how much money I have in it".

I didn't know if she found it as soon as I left or not so as soon as I got home I cancelled my credit cards and debit card. Lesson learned. I have left my wallet in the car ever since! Originally Posted by woodywouldpekher
She sounds cray cray...Still works I have a thing for crazy chicks.

Why don't we appoint this as a woman bashing threAD. Originally Posted by SweetElizabeth
Because you can post about your experiences also :v.
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QUOTE] [/QUOTE]her pussy smells like fucking death. There is no reason for that shit.Sounds like a tale of woe EA shared a while ago about a not so fragrant love cave he ventured down on.........................:ja wdrop:
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Why don't we appoint this as a woman bashing threAD. Originally Posted by SweetElizabeth
Well darlin, did you not notice the thread also prompts you ladies to share your worst experiences with us male counterparts aka perverts , so bash away!
Your right lick. The worst ever. Should have done the finger smell test. DAMN Tuna Fish.
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Your right lick. The worst ever. Should have done the finger smell test. DAMN Tuna Fish. Originally Posted by East Amherst
I have had a couple of ladies that don't allow fiv, never thought much about it but I suppose it's not out of the question that they may simply be avoiding fst (finger sniff test) Phew!
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I have had a couple of ladies that don't allow fiv, never thought much about it but I suppose it's not out of the question that they may simply be avoiding fst (finger sniff test) Phew! Originally Posted by lickidyclit
It may be bc some guys don't trim/file their finger nails enough? Came across that recently and it def doesn't feel good.. guy was great but fingernails were sharp as hell.. : (
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Im thinking most guys would not want to hear about out absolutely worst experiences, def a total turn off!! Lol
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Im thinking most guys would not want to hear about out absolutely worst experiences, def a total turn off!! Lol Originally Posted by KaylaRyder
I think quite the opposite, obviously without naming names, I think it would be entertaining as hell to hear the girls side of this, may actually make some guys think about how they show up to a date and what the girls think about them. I mean I know how I show up, and if I'm doing something she may or may not like, I most def would want to be told.
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Come on ladies. ...gotta be something. I've been told by a few of my ATF' s that the three day beard is the worst thing ever, long nut hair...just gross.

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