Incall Details to Avoid! What made you leave or regret showing up in the first place?

  • YSD
  • 09-15-2009, 10:14 AM
Pets and unmade bed for sure. I have seen some ladies whose place is immaculate, but then there are 2 or 3 cats walking around---and I truly am allergic to cats. I've seen some providers who I really liked that had a dog near by--which creeps me out---what if they attack on seeing their owner getting mauled? And dishes and unmade bed make me want to split immediately.
I have been reading these responses and I am surprised at what these gents have run into. Yes, hire a maid, girls!
Pets + Fleas + Hobbiest = Flea Bites On Hobbiest

"Honey, where did you get those flea bites? We don't have a pet?"

It's the little things that get you caught. Also, do we really need the phone or tv on? I know Kanye will be apologizing during Oprah this afternoon, but I'd really rather read about it than hear it. Actually, I don't even want to read about it.
I will be happy to provide judging for the cleanest incall contest. Be sure to pm me the secret location to pick up my box of white gloves.
TeutonicRacerX's Avatar
I do not stop at incalls located next to schools or playgrounds - very poor location choice.
I do not stop at incalls with kids and/or kid toys in the yard - very poor scene control.
Seeing/feeling a big wet spot on the bed. Happened once and that killed it for me.
LuckJack...you DO remind me of cookies because you are so sweet! See you soon?

Tiggernt...THAT is GROSS! It would have killed it for me too! BIG TIME!
Used condoms, wrappers, syringes, plates and spoons laying around are a big turn off. Originally Posted by cpi3000
yikes!
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  • foX
  • 09-16-2009, 09:20 AM
I’m generally not really that picky, but I did recently visit with a gal whose incall was at a non-chain motel on the southbound service road of Central just north of 635. Our appointment was delayed while the room was cleaned because the room was (according to the escort) littered with used syringe and other discarded drug paraphernalia. While waiting, the bustle of activity indicated that roughly half of the occupants of this joint were pimps and hookers, or drug dealers, or both. Naturally, I was armed to the teeth, but the prospect of shooting it out with thugs is not really high on my list of “fun escort experiences.”

I visited a young gal at her apartment this summer, and while not as obviously crime ridden as the pervious example, it was a dilapidated facility with peeling paint and landscaping that was mostly dust and crabgrass. Again, not that big a deal. Inside however, her place was just a mess. Puppies locked in a room and barking, dirty dishes in the sink, and the bathroom looked like the sundry aisle at Wal-Mart had blown up in there. I still had fun, but you know, I never went back either.
An incall with an 6' Boa coiled under the bed..."but don't worry, he really likes people and I fed him last week...he will leave us alone...". Am NOT kidding about this one.
Actual bad incall experiences besides most of the ones previously mentioned:

1. Broken A/C; has happened twice.
2. Pet ferret running around; "no thank you, I'd rather not pet your ferret."
3. Unknown male coming around side of house, peering into windows, and asking me if I have seen [provider's real first name] lately, while I'm standing outside front door holding bottle of wine, knocking on door, and wondering WTF is up; I bailed.
4. Provider's female friend walking into apartment without knocking while I'm getting a BJ in plain sight; a little scary when I first realized the door was opening, but she goes back to her room to watch TV like nothing's happening and we carry on.
elpocitopolloloco's Avatar
wow.. just reading all these responses makes me worry a little.. guys, if u go to an incall location and u know the area is bad, why even bother going into the hotel, or apt.. or wherever? wouldnt it just save u time and keep u from having to deal with pets.. or anything else thats gross? lol Originally Posted by deedee72
I was Houston recently...and stopped at an incall that every little voice in my being said, "get the hell out of there now!"

But when I went in...she took my money through a little glass window before I saw fully what I was getting into...the place looked like the haunted house at the state fair with just more junk. The lights didn't work and host of other issues. What was worse...is it looked as if the girls were living there versus working there.

Because she already had my money...I got my money's worth.

The strangest thing was while I was getting dressed to leave, another girl came in my room for something....butt-ass-naked. I just stood there stunned while she grabbed whatever it was she needed. I never wrote a review because wouldn't recommend this place to save my life...and I don't even remember how I found it...but I for damn sure won't be looking for it again.

Ironically, the young girl I was visiting said for me to come back again. I guess the scary part about all of this is when the "provider" is so clueless about their conditions...that they think this is normal.

I'll end with a quote from Eddie Murphy in 48HOURS that describes why we make these intrepid hunts into the unknown.

"A lack of pussy makes you brave!" - Reggie Hammond (Eddie Murphy) in 48HRS.
LMAO! I guess you'd have to be a crazy little chicken to go into something like that. Thanks fo rclearing up the "why" of it
Its for the reasons above along with my own paranoia about being seen in public that I flat out avoid incalls of all types. I hobby when I travel so am always at a nice hotel...outcalls has its risks as well...just my preference.
Bestman200600's Avatar
When your provider has her boyfriend show up 10 minutes into your incall and you don't know if your about to get ripped off.