Stag:
If you survived being a teenager in the seventies, you're not an old fart.
Now, for those of us who survived being a teenager in the fifties ... the appelation might just fit!!
As to music - I do sometimes hum a tune during DATY that seems to be appreciated!
Caliente:
Carmina Burana? Now that is varied and intense. Might just work!!
Pistol Man