Ever had deodorant get in your eye? Holy shit.
Originally Posted by Infamous BJ
To BJ: I'm sorry ok. I sent flowers, a card, when are you going to forgive me!? Only kidding.
Regarding the crease licking: I'm just shaking my head on that one. I know when you're really REALLY attracted to a girl you think about kissing everywhere getting more affectionate, etc. Honestly, it wouldn't matter who it was, that's just creepy. I'd expect that person to ask for some of your hair so he could make a hair doll of you.
Back on point: I did the whole shave right before you go into battle routine and then I did my homework. It's possibly the WORST thing you could do next to BBFS. When you shave, even if you don't see droplets of blood, you have created tiny little cuts all over a part of you that's not covered by a jimmy hat. It puts BOTH parties at risk. So as much as I enjoyed displaying my manscaping skills (Not a hair could be found), it's not safe for me and not fair for the lady.
However, if you insist that fur is murder. And the shaving bumps are bad, I've had good results from some stuff called Tend Skin. I couldn't ever find it in the stores, but you type that in Google and you'll find a million places to order it.
Jerry's Final Thought: I totally didn't mean to scare the crap out of anyone, but I'd rather be the turd in the punchbowl this one time, and know all you good folks out there, safely went on about your way enjoying life. Be good to yourself... annnd each other.