Gentlemen your worst hobby experience

Seems we all have benefited greatly from the escort review boards.
I appreciate the contributions too this threads maybe someone can avoid some of the mistakes we made and learn something.
Surprise a useful thread no threAD.

Wow that sucks Originally Posted by Combustion

DUDE!



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Mine was at the now defunct Beautiful One on Hwy 6. A cute AA spinner gets me into the back after paying their door fee. At the time they had a menu taped to the front counter, with obscure language like "$160 - A remarkable 45 minutes" or something ridiculous like that. I'd been there once years and years ago, so I thought I knew the score. My previous experience had had all activities covered under the door fee.

We get in the room and she just plops down and starts talking. After a few minutes, I ask if we're going to get started and she gives me, "Oh, the door fee is for my time and companionship only. If you want to do more, you have to tip." I was already out something like 200, so numbskull that I am, I shelled out another 250 for CFS. It would have been worth it at a normal rate, but the whole time I kept thinking to myself, "You idiot... You idiot..." All in all, it was the worst 450 I ever dropped and I have since gotten much smarter. When I drove past that strip mall a few months ago and saw the place boarded up, I laughed... But the experience still embarrasses me. I can only imagine the conversation that went on in the girls' room afterwards...

"Omigod, girl! I just shook this dumb motherfucker DOWN!!!"

Mine was at the now defunct Beautiful One on Hwy 6. A cute AA spinner gets me into the back after paying their door fee. At the time they had a menu taped to the front counter, with obscure language like "$160 - A remarkable 45 minutes" or something ridiculous like that. I'd been there once years and years ago, so I thought I knew the score. My previous experience had had all activities covered under the door fee.

We get in the room and she just plops down and starts talking. After a few minutes, I ask if we're going to get started and she gives me, "Oh, the door fee is for my time and companionship only. If you want to do more, you have to tip." I was already out something like 200, so numbskull that I am, I shelled out another 250 for CFS. It would have been worth it at a normal rate, but the whole time I kept thinking to myself, "You idiot... You idiot..." All in all, it was the worst 450 I ever dropped and I have since gotten much smarter. When I drove past that strip mall a few months ago and saw the place boarded up, I laughed... But the experience still embarrasses me. I can only imagine the conversation that went on in the girls' room afterwards...

"Omigod, girl! I just shook this dumb motherfucker DOWN!!!" Originally Posted by enderwiggin

Don't feel too bad bro I've been there also.I did same thing at the Miko bath house.

Admit it! Turned out to be the beginning of a long friendship, didn't it?



Still want that $20 back? Or care to go double or nothing? Your call, my friend! Originally Posted by TexasGator

LMAO

Mine was at the now defunct Beautiful One on Hwy 6. A cute AA spinner gets me into the back after paying their door fee. At the time they had a menu taped to the front counter, with obscure language like "$160 - A remarkable 45 minutes" or something ridiculous like that. I'd been there once years and years ago, so I thought I knew the score. My previous experience had had all activities covered under the door fee.

We get in the room and she just plops down and starts talking. After a few minutes, I ask if we're going to get started and she gives me, "Oh, the door fee is for my time and companionship only. If you want to do more, you have to tip." I was already out something like 200, so numbskull that I am, I shelled out another 250 for CFS. It would have been worth it at a normal rate, but the whole time I kept thinking to myself, "You idiot... You idiot..." All in all, it was the worst 450 I ever dropped and I have since gotten much smarter. When I drove past that strip mall a few months ago and saw the place boarded up, I laughed... But the experience still embarrasses me. I can only imagine the conversation that went on in the girls' room afterwards...

"Omigod, girl! I just shook this dumb motherfucker DOWN!!!" Originally Posted by enderwiggin

WOW!!!!! And people complain about our phone bills......

Had one in Washington DC. Called an agency who sent a 20-something, 6' blonde model over to my hotel...Ritz Carlton (then it was the Fairfax). Like a fool I gave her my Amex card, she called it in to the agency. They called back 5 minutes later with the approval. She sat on a chair and said "what do you want to do?" I told her what I wanted and she says "oh, thats not legal and we only do legal stuff". She prolly would have sat there for the hour if I let her. I asked her to leave and chalked one up to experience.

Many years ago I picked up what appeared to be a nice built SW (it was dark and I was drunk) It told me that a blow was 20 and insisted on the money upfront. Just as soon as I paid, the SW advised me (in a deep voice) that it was a guy. I stated that I was not into dudes and I requested my money back. It refused a refund and got out of my car. I was pissed off at the time but when I sobered-up I realized that it could have been worse. The TV could have gone through with the blow and then afterwards informed me it was a dude. YUCK......Bill

Many years ago I picked up what appeared to be a nice built SW (it was dark and I was drunk) It told me that a blow was 20 and insisted on the money upfront. Just as soon as I paid, the SW advised me (in a deep voice) that it was a guy. I stated that I was not into dudes and I requested my money back. It refused a refund and got out of my car. I was pissed off at the time but when I sobered-up I realized that it could have been worse. The TV could have gone through with the blow and then afterwards informed me it was a dude. YUCK......Bill Originally Posted by bigbadbill969

Winner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ender, speaking as a stripper myself I can say that rarely do the ladies ever run into the back to say “Man I just shook this dude down.” When a dancer pulls a scam she’s more likely to keep quiet about it because management can and will on occasion take action if they feel it’s something that’s likely to lose the club business. Of course, I’ve never been a male patron in a club so I have to admit I’m ignorant of the true manager/customer relationship.

However, this is something I’ve always wondered; I don’t know many men that prefer strip club interaction to what a well reviewed lady can provide in a private setting. The only up-side to a strip club is that you know exactly what she looks like before you make an investment. However, the risk is minimal if the woman in question is a well reviewed provider and you’ve done your research. I just don’t understand the fascination with strip clubs… I work in one, I can’t knock it… and yet, what is it about the SC’s that keep men going there where it’s a true YMMV situation instead of booking with a legitimate companion?

Ender, speaking as a stripper myself I can say that rarely do the ladies ever run into the back to say “Man I just shook this dude down.” When a dancer pulls a scam she’s more likely to keep quiet about it because management can and will on occasion take action if they feel it’s something that’s likely to lose the club business. Of course, I’ve never been a male patron in a club so I have to admit I’m ignorant of the true manager/customer relationship.

However, this is something I’ve always wondered; I don’t know many men that prefer strip club interaction to what a well reviewed lady can provide in a private setting. The only up-side to a strip club is that you know exactly what she looks like before you make an investment. However, the risk is minimal if the woman in question is a well reviewed provider and you’ve done your research. I just don’t understand the fascination with strip clubs… I work in one, I can’t knock it… and yet, what is it about the SC’s that keep men going there where it’s a true YMMV situation instead of booking with a legitimate companion? Originally Posted by wynterstark

I've done it a few times and it was really all about the hunt for me.

How is the strip club hunt different from the relentless pursuit of a new ATF? Is it the idea that you're being naughty, the threat of being caught in the act, the idea that you're getting something special?

I've always wondered and this thread just gave me opportunity to find out.

It is the excitement of getting caught, thinking you are getting away with something.

Worst experience...

Called an agency from the yellow pages in Richmond VA (didn't know of the boards back then) and the girl arrived and took the 160 donation then told me she would touch herself and I could touch myself, but no mutual touching. Stayed away from the play until I found the boards.

I met a backpage girl at a notel and even though she wasn't the one in the picture I figured what the hell, I'm here. After we got in the room and introductions were made she picked up what was on the table by the bed and started telling me she was doing a study for college, was with dateline. Needless to say I was ready to get out of there as fast as possible. I guess I was a little naive to say the least lol.