Funniest words uttered during the moment by Provider/Hobbyst

Right as I was about to cum, she looked at me right in the eyes and said, "You remind me of my dad." Originally Posted by alaf

That is hilarious! I would have lost "IT" too.

DP

He said very intensely right before he came "don't forget to take your vitamins!!" I was giggling as he came all over my face.

DANGER WILL ROBINSON!!!

"Now you are a porn star!"

During the session, Mandy learned that I had never done facial and encouraged me to shoot on her face.

At the end, she knelt on the floor in front of me, playing my balls with hands and sticking tongue out to catch my cum. I jerked hard and shot an unusually big load on her face. She licked all the cum her tongue could reach and smilingly said above.

DANGER WILL ROBINSON!!! Originally Posted by YummyMarie

Haha, I can claim that one

4 years ago on Grandparents day I woke up next to one of Austin's current "flavor of the month" 20yos that had spent the night...... things got started.... and about 10 minutes into it knowing she was about to 'O' I couldn't help but say

"Who's your Grandpa"....

Amidst the laughter I got hit a few times.....

Perfect

So some providers call the hobbiest - Daddy. Has a hobbiest every replied - Yes mommy? LOL!

Perfect

Originally Posted by Mike Vronsky

4 years ago on Grandparents day I woke up next to one of Austin's current "flavor of the month" 20yos that had spent the night...... things got started.... and about 10 minutes into it knowing she was about to 'O' I couldn't help but say

"Thanks Grandpa I made rent"....

Amidst the laughter I got hit a few times..... Originally Posted by Whispers

fifu

fifu Originally Posted by RandB fan

a swing and a miss