LMAO Just Curious....

LucadeJure's Avatar
Yes, I enjoy the dirty talk, before, during, and after. And like others have said, as long as it doesn't sound contrived or artificial or worse, scripted.

I always invite specifics on what she needs to get that next O so if she gives a specific direction I'm doing it faster, harder, whatever. Yes, I still believe the ladies I'm with have genuine Os. And yes, I've seen "When Harry Met Sally". LOL
Captain Caveman's Avatar
To answer your question, the "fuck me harder" feels like porn talk from a bad video. Instead of fucking harder I more likely to go in giggle fits.
Scream. Beats laying there like a stoned, silent nun.
Lmao I love it & fellas when I say bitch I'm not meaning it in a bad way promise you could always think oh yeah you dirty little slut or yeah baby I'm giving it to you do you like that lmao as I sit here with one of my favorite dirty little mmmm yeah that's right miss jewel jones Says hello as she plays with her rabbit hehehe
Shep3.0's Avatar
I am waiting for you to call me bitch...But you always just say "word" or "oh word?"

Those bunny ears!

When I hear of girls saying stuff like that.. i think of porn.. and scripted.

I much more about the "Whats happening now"... when i talk dirty, im telling u in detail what im liking or whats going on"... for instance "how wet it is or how nice it feels to have your balls slap against my ass as my juices are..." well u get the idea.

I REALLY enjoy when the guy talks... and not the fake "oh yea im going to shove my big cock in your...".. I like to hear details of how it feels for HIM... how wet it feels, tight... how it he can feel the death grip my muscles make on him when im cumming...

Plus.. i am not much into the pound me so hard you break your pelvis.. i like to feel each stroke...from base to tip, as it slides in and out...


But thats just me..
Newb2010's Avatar
When I hear of girls saying stuff like that.. i think of porn.. and scripted.

I much more about the "Whats happening now"... when i talk dirty, im telling u in detail what im liking or whats going on"... for instance "how wet it is or how nice it feels to have your balls slap against my ass as my juices are..." well u get the idea.

I REALLY enjoy when the guy talks... and not the fake "oh yea im going to shove my big cock in your...".. I like to hear details of how it feels for HIM... how wet it feels, tight... how it he can feel the death grip my muscles make on him when im cumming...

Plus.. i am not much into the pound me so hard you break your pelvis.. i like to feel each stroke...from base to tip, as it slides in and out...


But thats just me.. Originally Posted by LusciousLacy
That's what I'm talkin' about!! That is HOT! EROTIC!
but to each their own.
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Will Boner's Avatar
Well Bitch I loved it when you said it to me while I was pounding you K9....inch by inch until you felt my knob in your throat; then I couldn't understand you anymore cause you sounded like this.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssiLkxTTrzc
Apparently I am in the vast minority here. I've never liked dirty talk. I prefer GFE to PSE, so foul language tends to throw me off. A little is hot, ie 'oh fuck!' or something, but a stream of bad language makes me feel completely awkward
randomguy2010's Avatar
I am among the vast minority as well. Unnecessary cursing kind of blows my thought process and hinders the experience. Occasional cursing is fine so long as it's a short spontaneous burst, as opposed to long streams of cursing. Sounds too scripted that way.

So I feel ya Chewtoy. I also agree with Lacy. Quality, not quantity.
shortguy's Avatar
Recently I had a session & the provider started calling me "daddy" after we switched from L2 to L3. Not like this was a new thing or anything but for some reason it was just the way she was saying it that kept throwing me off my game. Every time she said it, it sounded forced & really awkward, not sexy at all. I didn't feel a whole lot of chemistry with her in the first place mind you.

I was trying to figure out a way to nicely say "let's not bring your father into this right now" but i was pushing rope before I could figure out a way to say it. She was MSOG & I was shooting for my second lap around the track but eventually I ended up just giving up & called it a day...
Invisible1's Avatar
Shortguy, I agree. I don't like to be called "Daddy" or "Papi". It is a sexual buzz kill for many guys. Last time it happend to me, I replied, "Please don't call me that." It hindered the heat for a minute or two, but then we got right back into it.
EROS725's Avatar
I like dirty talk, so long as it doesn't sound like you have tourette syndrome, and you say it w/ feeling. I am there to have fun and if it feels good, which it does 99% of the time, I will let her know. The last session I was in after I let out a "F**k me, she just looked at me and nonchalantly said "I am". She is a bit of a smart ass, in a good way. I just had to choke back the laughter, because I was having too much fun, and I did not want to break the rhythm
SofaKingFun's Avatar
So I was wondering...
if when you are having sex & the girl is like "oh yeah fuck my pussy" Do you men think "duh bitch thats what i'm doing" lmao, or when we say "oh yeah lick my pussy" again do you think "duh bitch thats what im doing???" or even more when the lady says "yeah fuck me harder" do you think if i fucked you any harder i would break my pelvis maybe even through out a hip bahahahaha Just Curious on what you think when we say things like that or maybe you're just not thinking so much about it hehehe

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V Originally Posted by versace

Great topic, versace. TFF! Oh yeah, I hear it and I thinck about it and it goes one of three ways from there.

I hear it and I;

--ignore it and hope that she doesn't drag her nails across the chalkboard by repeating it. heh!

--tell her to stop being so damned bossy and to stop throwing commands... and then chuckle.

--stop immediately whatever it is that I'm doing, look her in the eyes and with a serious, stern, almost menacing look on my face, tell her that this isn't about her. This is about me and my pleasure. And once that has been firmly established I slowly go back to what it was I was doing while maintaining eye-contact to win the stare-down bonus.


This always goes over well.

...next thing I know is that I'm drawing the conclusion that the big, white, bright, flash of light seems to be the last thing I remember.
For however long it took to get from there to here and whatever it was that happened or didn't between those two points in time remains a mystery.

The only thing that's clear is that I'm driving home straddling a #20lb bag of ice...dressed in just my underwear, for some damned reason...? and I've got another #8lb bag in my hand, holding it against my head, for what I'm only guessing to be that I'm trying to get the swelling from those newly acquired knots down.

But yeah, some of us don't take to the bit all that well. heh!

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If it is the real "O" deal it is very hot but if it is not the real deal then PFE.
Depends on which way his ball bounces.