Seriously? You used my razor to shave your balls? Ahhhh Maaaan.

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  • Tetas
  • 01-30-2015, 07:00 AM
You ladies will use ours in a heartbeat, with no second thought, then wonder why we are pissed in the morning. Originally Posted by lookn4boobies
Hear, Hear!
Can't count the number of blades that have been dulled and tossed after hearing "I had to borrow your razor."
I can get a good 2-3 weeks out of a blade, one pull across a chicks legs and it's toast!
What are them leg hairs made of anyway? Barb-wire?

Besides all that, you just had his balls in your mouth but can't stand the thought of a razor that touched them touching your legs or pits????
Just don't compute!
lol
Now that was a real GFE....did he leave the toilet lip up as well? lol
Posted by midgetwrestler -how in hell do you shave your balls with a razor???? OUCH!!!!!
Have never shaved his balls. I wouldn't even know where to start. I figure will use Nair. Everyone loves the smell of Nair and the warm sensation it brings. Not to mention that fresh cool feeling afterwards.
One reason why a guy should shave his balls, ect. in the privacy of his own place before leaving and after he makes the across town drive to a provider's incall and wants to shower, unless his hair grows at an astronomically and unhuman like high rate, he will not need to re shave after an hour or so of time between showers, just freshen up and dry off.
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Poor Kelly.....
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I don't see why Kelly is complaining. This fellow hobbyist should be rewarded with extras from all providers. He actually took time out of his paid session to make it better for the provider and not just himself.
how in hell do you shave your balls with a razor???? OUCH!!!!! Originally Posted by midgetwrestler
Verrrrry carefulllly! (now ask me: What's a Greek urn? )
He could have asked first! That's like someone using my deodorant or toothbrush or something. Some things are not meant to be shared
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Besides all that, you just had his balls in your mouth but can't stand the thought of a razor that touched them touching your legs or pits????
Just don't compute!
lol Originally Posted by riday
I don't see why Kelly is complaining. This fellow hobbyist should be rewarded with extras from all providers. He actually took time out of his paid session to make it better for the provider and not just himself. Originally Posted by jay75060
Yes and yes. There's just no pleasing some people. I guess it's true; no good deed goes unpunished.
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It was a joke..lol I personally I find it disgusting to use someone's razor other than your SO. It's like sharing needles. Yes, he should've asked and NO, he shouldn't have used it unless it was brand new.
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That is classic!! Thanks for sharing that girl. Hilarious!!
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Okay, so I have a very dear client that came to see me today. I was at the bank when he called and tried getting back to my in call as quickly as possible. I tried to beat him there...Well, try as I did, he pulled in as I was pulling in. No worries.. he wants to shower before our appointment so I have time to freshen up as well.
I had forgotten though....after my last appointment that I had brought my personal toiletries into the shower (that he was now using) and I had not removed those items Before he got in there. Again, no worries... I freshen up in the other bathroom... ALL GOOD.
After, I join him in my room and we begin..

Things are going great and then he says, "Oh, I used your razor and shaved my balls for you".

Wait..... What???

All I keep thinking is... "Seriously? Your Balls? Really? Damn, that was a new razor". Needless to say, it now has a label with his name on it. Brad Pitt... you know who you are.

Any thoughts? Comments?

~KellyTNT

Originally Posted by Kelly TNT
LMAO!!!!!

He has obviously gotten too comfortable at your place. Next thing you know he'll be using your incall to take a shit before the session!
Verrrrry carefulllly! (now ask me: What's a Greek urn? ) Originally Posted by HoneyRose
around here the answer is 'about $50 more an hour"

And, OP, this is a quality problem you have. He coulda been one of those guys who leave skid marks on you fresh sheets.
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Well...... shaving right before a session increases transmission risks for STD's

Done and pooped in the middle of the room at this party...
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around here the answer is 'about $50 more an hour"

And, OP, this is a quality problem you have. He coulda been one of those guys who leave skid marks on you fresh sheets. Originally Posted by Bad_Mojo
Ahh Daphne reference