Incalls

I don't want to see scrawled on the wall, "BSer was here" Originally Posted by amishgangster

I was told not to go UNLESS it had BSer's stamp of assproval

I was told not to go UNLESS it had BSer's stamp of assproval Originally Posted by goodnightchesty

I'll bet BSer told him that.

I'll bet BSer told him that. Originally Posted by thecaptainpgh

Im sure he did. People in the know say BSer is "influential".

Let me see if I got this straight......

High crime area.

No BSr graffiti on the walls where others can see it.
( set aside one room just for BSr, basement would probably be best)

A clean working toilet. ( always a good thing )

A different entrance and exit so no one passes the other in the hall.

No repairmen on the premises
Or is it only not within view? I'm not clear on that one.

Pictures that match the description.


Let me add one or two.
A working sink about ohhh I'd say average crotch height with a paper towel dispenser.

No TV to be seen unless it's all porn all the time.

Am I getting it right so far?

Continue.....

Now, to answer the question [SERIOUSLY] I been to see a lady that advertises on BP of all places a few times lately. She only offers a NMM. Her rates range from $80/$200. So, her rates are quite reasonable. Her incall is located in a very nice area. I would say her condo is worth in excess of 300k. You can park in her garage, which is located in the back of the condo. How discrete is that. The inside is nicely appointed and very neat and clean. Her bedroom is spotless also. It appears she even changed the sheets between sessions. A very nice master bath with a nice shower and separate jacuzzi. She even gave me a large clean towel after I showered. This is all true and not a bit of embellishment. Of course, this is an aberration in the hobby. So Charlotte, I hope this info was of some help. All buffoonery aside.

I recently had a session where the providers mom was 10ft away in the other bedroom watching judge Judy

Now that's my ideal incall

I recently had a session where the providers mom was 10ft away in the other bedroom watching judge Judy

Now that's my ideal incall Originally Posted by BSer

So, I assume it was her mom's turd in the toilet?

sexymaid: " Let me add one or two.
A working sink about ohhh I'd say average crotch height with a paper towel dispenser "

One of those hot air dispensers would be a nice touch (holds down the shrinkage factor)

Incall should be located near a clean fast food establishment so one can get a value meal and a nut scrub on their way home.

Clean towels

No cum stains on the couch on at least one side of the cushions

Hot air dryer set at hoverround level for chesty. Check

Now about lighting.

Dim lights/candles?
Normal room lighting? ie, lamps or bare bulb hanging from ceiling?
Theatrical lighting with a spot to highlight the bed?
No lights at all?
Or
Black lights to make it really memorable?

Hot air dryer set at hoverround level for chesty. Check

Now about lighting.

Dim lights/candles?
Normal room lighting? ie, lamps or bare bulb hanging from ceiling?
Theatrical lighting with a spot to highlight the bed?
No lights at all?
Or
Black lights to make it really memorable? Originally Posted by sexymaid_69

Sun light, lots of it

The basement doesn't have a window,
will a sun lamp do?

The basement doesn't have a window,
will a sun lamp do? Originally Posted by sexymaid_69

My first fuck I had was in a basement. Nicely appointed of course.

The less attractive the lady, the dimmer the lights

The less attractive the lady, the dimmer the lights Originally Posted by amishgangster

Ever been to a GTG? I wouldn't want to look at some of those fuckin guys in any type of light if I was a provider. I still can't get over the look on the newbies face when she told me the nite crawler story. She has no clue what she's getting herself into. LMAO.