Putting out pussy

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Ive read the form and found out where I can get pussy. now im doing some more research to find someone who will also suck my red carrot haha lol will report back Originally Posted by Red Carrot

That's the spirit, lad . . .
That's the spirit, lad . . . Originally Posted by atanion
Thanks. this is my plan. in the morning im gonna get up and put on some fancy cloths. gonna start south aN work my way north. Gonna hit them all and not a few. when i walk in im gonna act like i aint interested. she will probably move closer to me and grap my red carot to tell me her pussy is mine. the international sign for sucking dick is pushing the tongue in cheak and swirling it around till it bulges. depending on. Who swirls and who looks the best it the one im gonna see. feedback on my plan appreciated fellas. I will also post an intel report and put it in private for limited eyes to read.
i do have a mother fucking scarry intelligence report on bluebonnet. i walked in and the place was really dark. some chick barely opens the blinds to check me out. i played stupid and asked some dumb questions. as she tried to talk i got on my tip toes to try and check out her tits. i then asked to see them before i bought. i shit you not. her mother fucking eye pupils turned red just like the devil chupacabra. i turned around hauled ass outta that place cause she probably would have killed me in some fucking satanic asian ceramony. scared me so bad i got diarrhea but made it to a toilet
wileycoyote1's Avatar
Sounds a lot like our troll Humpty "got diarrhea but made it to a toilet"
winn dixie's Avatar
shhhhh
I like this guy...
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Sounds a lot like our troll Humpty "got diarrhea but made it to a toilet" Originally Posted by wileycoyote1

No, he requires a cat-themed avatar. Miss him.
guys. if you have ever been in a scarry situation your stomach gets a wierd feeling followed by diarrhea. All of you would get diarrhea if you saw those beedy red pupils i dare you to go there
This is a quote from google
When you're distressed, chemical messengers carry signals from your brain to your gut. Your gut sometimes responds to these signals with physical symptoms, including diarrhea, nausea, or constipation. This happens ×10 if you see the red eyes of satin
winn dixie's Avatar
Have you ever been to Buddys?
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Sounds a lot like our troll Humpty "got diarrhea but made it to a toilet" Originally Posted by wileycoyote1
In the covid era, shops closing their bathroom was really tough. I often had to shit in parking lots or alleys.