ZarahAdamsII

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Ok Ill play along.

I had an ex-girlfriend who I bought a snuggie suit for who would where it to bed due to being cold all the time. So during the night if I started to feel for her lady lumps during cuddling in my quest to get me some it felt sort of like I was fondling a teddy bear.

To make matters worse sometimes she would get real lazy and not want tto take it off during sex. She would simply open the back hatch and tell me to hit it from the back. I thought that was real lazy, but I wasn't gonna decline asterisk VaJJ.

When I was hitting it from the back it was surprisingly warm, and supple, soft, conviently absorbent, and smooth as my balls clapped against it. But in the mirror next to her bed it looked like I was fucking a mascot or more visually a teletubbies due to all the fleece.

I tried my best to pull out and cum into the inside of the snuggie suit and a wipe it off outside but her lazy lil self still wouldn't take the suit off. She just closed the back hatch again. We broke up a few months after that.
That's a sexy story. It's those rare moments of spontaneity from which arise the most memorable moments. HOTTT
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Interesting... Originally Posted by ZarahAdams
I was picking on mijo, he knows that. What is wrong with Jessica Rabbit.
or am I taking your post wrong.
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I was picking on mijo, he knows that. What is wrong with Jessica Rabbit.
or am I taking your post wrong. Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
was just being cute with the smileys but I did think you were picking on me.
It's the norm around here lol.
is that mijo(BFE) as miss prissy


Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
I was picking on mijo, he knows that. What is wrong with Jessica Rabbit.
or am I taking your post wrong. Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
I missed it too! I took that as a compliment. I've always considered myself an ugly lesbian (mustache, musckles, well you get the picture), LMAO! That depiction of me was quite graceful, LOL

Just noticed your tag about relocating to LA. Hope that Cali life don't change you. Wish you the best!!
My love of all things Lupin transcended my reality recently.

I open the door and this guy is a clear doppelganger to Daisuke Jigen from the animated "Lupin" Franchise. In the comics Lupin seems to always get the ladies but I always adored Daisuke Jigen for his cool composure and mysteriousness.



Anyway here is this guy at my door head tilted dressed in a very daper suit he hand resting against the wall, just looking soo freaking sexy. At first, Daisuke Jigen, didn't come to mind- I just knew that this guy was sexy as fuck and I wanted him in my bed immediately.

After business is taken care of he starts getting comfortable- taking off his jacket, loosening his tie. He was about to take of the hat that was covering his eyes in a way but I had to say stop " It would be very sexy if you fucked me with the hat on". HE thought it was weird at first but he kindly obliged seeing I was very into the hat.

The sex was awesome, he was very assertive without be bossy ( i don't know how to put it) ate me out for hours- I can still imagine the sensation of the soft hairs from his beard ticking the inside of my thighs. He was a energetic fella but never seemed produce a drop of sweat through the marathon.

After we had reached maxium pleasure capacity, he reaches for his jacket and asks if it is okay to smoke. I told him it was fine and as he lit the ciggerette, my memory sparked and it come to me. This guy was the spitting real life image of Daisuke Jigen, if Daisuke was naked only wearing his hat and some trouser socks.



Imagine my excitement realizing I just fucked the shit of a doppelganger of one of my fave comics. I couldn't wait for him to finish that cigarette, as soon as it was in the ashtray I was on top of him but this time I was saying in my head "oh Daisuke, oh Daisuke" I didn't want to say that out loud for fear he had never watched the show.


I had a great time and it was an unexpected surprise.
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Just noticed your tag about relocating to LA. Hope that Cali life don't change you. Wish you the best!! Originally Posted by rrabbit6926
awww thanks babe.
Hey I'll be in your area in two weeks. Just saying...
You never answered my PM
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You never answered my PM Originally Posted by rrabbit6926
Sent
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Mijo,

It was said entirely in jest.

It's like an old Joe the bartender vaudeville routine with a drunk walking into a bar thinking about what he will order, then seeing another drunk fall off the barstoll..then he says "I'll have what ever he's having"
[quote=Rogue_Gent;2290458]Mijo,

It was said entirely in jest.

It's like an old Joe the bartender vaudeville routine with a drunk walking into a bar thinking about what he will order, then seeing another drunk fall off the barstoll..then he says "I'll have what ever he's having"[/quote]

Now, that's funny...

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Olive Oil
Olive Oil Originally Posted by bojulay
Oh shit. I forgot about her. Popeye was fucking the shit out of her. I have met an Olive Oil look-alike and she is a damn freak, sexy as hell and OMG!!! I didn't even think about her (Olive Oil) or her (Alexis). Will post pics later!
I'm a man of my worda...RL Olive Oil is sexy as hell! (Can and will fuck you silly. She looks innocent but is everything but!!!)


Dead ringer especially when hair is black...Gawd Damn!
SexiAlexis

ALL-AMERICAN BRUNETTE SPINNER, mmmmmmmmm!