Ok Ill play along.
I had an ex-girlfriend who I bought a snuggie suit for who would where it to bed due to being cold all the time. So during the night if I started to feel for her lady lumps during cuddling in my quest to get me some it felt sort of like I was fondling a teddy bear.
To make matters worse sometimes she would get real lazy and not want tto take it off during sex. She would simply open the back hatch and tell me to hit it from the back. I thought that was real lazy, but I wasn't gonna decline asterisk VaJJ.
When I was hitting it from the back it was surprisingly warm, and supple, soft, conviently absorbent, and smooth as my balls clapped against it. But in the mirror next to her bed it looked like I was fucking a mascot or more visually a teletubbies due to all the fleece.
I tried my best to pull out and cum into the inside of the snuggie suit and a wipe it off outside but her lazy lil self still wouldn't take the suit off. She just closed the back hatch again. We broke up a few months after that.