reads to me like....
1. dont post while inebriated on any intoxicating substance or liquid
2. dont lead people on lest you waste their time
3. dont talk shit about people.
4. dont give out personally identifiable information [PII in the privacy world] cos it might come back to bite your ass
5. dont piss off women [didnt we all learn that when we attempted to sass our mothers way back??]
my take - better to give & have delites than give shit or be shatted upon.
have a deliteful 2014!