nothing reply anything you want

This is for the Ladies that insist on CBJ, here is my response.....CDATY.

Originally Posted by cnym

cnym ... good one!!! think i'd cut the top off the raincoat though, don't want to deprive the tip of my tougue!

just because nothing is being posted
And for some reason "proper presentation" has a nice ring to it. ah-hum I like my meal to have a proper presentation. But that would have no "skid marks" thank you. 69

This is the hostess for an Italian afternoon TV talk show.



And this is the hostess for an American afternoon TV talk show.



To enroll in your nearest language school, call: 800-555-CAIO.

Dirigible
I did not know how mean and not nice you could be at times. Even as my I am only 2nd generation USA. And grandparents from Canada and England, ok i'm a Limey. Many hobbyists I know in person know this. But I have never told this on ASPD or this board(Or the other I am on).
But I have a real soft spot for "loud mouthy Italian ginny b----'s". And you give no link for her or that program. The 4th pic I want nothing to do with thank you

And also thanks for your support so far. I want her.



Oh by the way this thread is in no way to be Politically correct.


A x-provider I knew would wear a mens white dress shirt like that, with a black mini skirt. And one would swear it was taped to the nips to keep them from falling out in full view. Like the italian-talkshow-hostess looks to have in the 3rd pic. But in her case she was careful and most of the time would not fall out. Yet sometimes mmmm looking good(she had the same tits, with always hard nips)(and would go to any bar or restaurant even go with you dancing like this). She looked a bit like the hostess, with to many tattoo's. I am so glad I have no idea where she is now. She was to much of a loud mouthy Italian ginny b---- even for me. And I dated her one summer before she became a stripper and provider. Oh that summer with her on the back of my motor cycle. She was not loud then, just a nice soft spoken spoiled brat Italian ginny b----.

Just some things from a long lost past in most of post 19 Why?

mmmmm Maybe story time is not good
And go back to jokes.

A man and his slow on sex 19 year old son are talking, when his son asks him "Dad,
what does a pussy look like?"

The Dad confused, asks him "before or after sex?"

The kid says "Umm before sex"

So the dad says to him "Well have you ever seen a beautiful red rose with
soft red peddles."

"Yeah" says the son. "Well what about after sex" he says to his dad.

His dad replies "Have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise"?

ok a small bit of Politically correct. Got to keep with in rules of the board. For we all know many 19 year old sons would be reminding dad dad what one looks like. But the top 3 pic's of the last post to have pic's took me to some good memories.

A hillbilly send his virgin 18 year old son to the local "cat" house to learn about sex. He gives him five bucks to spend.

The kid enters the house, meets the madam and says "Daddy sent me here to get a sex lesson." The madam asks how much money he has, and the kids says "Five bucks...." so she says "Gimme three bucks, and go up the stairs, and go in the door on the right."

So the kid does, and enters the room. The lady there says "Hi, whatcha lookin' for kiddo?"

The kid says "Daddy sent me here to get a sex lesson. I've never even seen a lady nekkid." She says "how much money you got?"

"I got two bucks left" he says. She says, "Well, for two bucks lets do some 69." He says "OK, I'd like to learn that."

So, the kid strips, lays on his back, the lady strips and reverses on top of him, and they go at it. Suddenly, the lady's backside erupts "PBHHTHTTPPBBTT!" with an awful stench.......

"OMIGOD!" yells the kid, shaking his head violently.....and the lady says "Honey, I'm so sorry, that won't happen again. lets keep going."

So they start again. And a minute later "PBHHTHTTPPBBTT!" again!!!

The kids eyes start watering, he shakes his head madly and says "Damnation, lady!!!"

She says "Please, it must have been something I ate. I promise it won't happen again....lets continue."

The kid says "If you think I'm doing that 67 more times you're nuts!!"

I think this fits..lol

think Provider like food you also buy

Missing Erie County Man Found In Greece
The town of Evans police department says 20 year old from Angola was found in Greece early Friday morning.

Ok who from here told there kid "go east young man"

House Explosion & Fire In Greece

And we want you to replace her incall please and thankyou.

mmmm how can I twist this. Ahhhhhh ok who on BP was ok and not.

House Explosion & Fire In Greece

And we want you to replace her incall please and thankyou. Originally Posted by offshoredrilling

OSD, do you know who resides (correction resided) at that residence?