So. Would you have sex with a zombie?

Mister Tudball's Avatar
You know, this zombie thing might explain some dates I've had in the past.
Sounds like most of the posters to this thread have met my ex-wife!
I <3 zombies! Just look at my avatar if you don't believe me.
After divorcing my first wife, I realized how much I missed the "Undead-in-the-Bed" game she liked so much. So, I was so happy when I meet this 3-some in Chicago in October 2007. They gave a new meaning to the game. Oh, and the First Aid kit was filled with probes - go figure. They all three sucked everything but my brains.

pyramider's Avatar
It's all fun and games until somebody's brain gets eaten. Originally Posted by GneissGuy

Too late here abouts.
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  • 03-16-2010, 06:46 PM
It's not a question of ``if.'' It's a question of ``how many.''
Captain Caveman's Avatar
OMG! NOOOOO!!!!!

My three fears in life: Ghosts, Zombies and standing heights!

I'm the proud owner of the Zombie survival guide, should the undead invade us...really, I'm prepared.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OARmqz48Mh0 Originally Posted by Nicole Preston
I have that same guide. And I also have my samurai sword. And a handgun with 700 rounds. My plan is to leave the city and either head for the mountains of the Gulf.
Guest012211-3's Avatar
I have that same guide. And I also have my samurai sword. And a handgun with 700 rounds. My plan is to leave the city and either head for the mountains of the Gulf. Originally Posted by Captain Caveman
LOL, just remember to take me with you! Should we decide on a meeting point now?
Captain Caveman's Avatar
As someone who saw my first zombie movie at the age of 12 (Lucio Fulci's "Zombies") I have a fear of them and yet I continue to watch zombie movies. I still have regular nightmares about them.

Sooo... there will be no zombie lovemaking in the Captain Caveman household.

You got to shoot 'em in the head!
Captain Caveman's Avatar
LOL, just remember to take me with you! Should we decide on a meeting point now? Originally Posted by Nicole Preston
If we are looking to head north, we meet at a gas station in McKinney... if for the Gulf... let's say a gas station in Ennis?
Guest012211-3's Avatar
For you Shaun of the Dead fans:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgvKf9djYzI


And yes, we will agree on the code Z location
cookie man's Avatar
OMG! NOOOOO!!!!!

My three fears in life: Ghosts, Zombies and standing heights!

I'm the proud owner of the Zombie survival guide, should the undead invade us...really, I'm prepared.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OARmqz48Mh0 Originally Posted by Nicole Preston

Nicole I'd think twice about this London move. I hear Zombies are taking over...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQn_YzgP0vE

I don't think Zombie sex would work. Their hygiene is disgusting!
Sure I would. Breathing used to be the only requirement, but what the hell?
Guest012211-3's Avatar
Nicole I'd think twice about this London move. I hear Zombies are taking over...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQn_YzgP0vE

I don't think Zombie sex would work. Their hygiene is disgusting! Originally Posted by cookie man

LOL, and all this time I thought werewolves were my greatest fear in London
Chainsaw Anthropologist's Avatar
As zombies are typically in a state of decomposition, having sex with one would truly define "knocking off a chunk!"



Every zombie should have cute pet and maintain a proper diet






Helpful hints for handling a zombie attack.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzkJbWl45kU