how to understand mixed signals from a woman

macbeth1000's Avatar
Hehehe...the day I get a man or relationship, is the day I retire...single since 1989...and lovin it ! (Hey somebodys gotta be single) Originally Posted by Eva Damita
You have been single for over 20 years hahaha I dont believe it. I have heard providers claim to go to college and have a blow bang with their homies and other talk about things they have never done but I must admit, your comment takes the cake
bojulay's Avatar
Maybe there was just dirt on her back.

Some areas are hard to reach you know.
You have been single for over 20 years hahaha I dont believe it. I have heard providers claim to go to college and have a blow bang with their homies and other talk about things they have never done but I must admit, your comment takes the cake Originally Posted by macbeth1000
Check her age.....born in '89

I was single in '89 too. When she was a baby.
Yikes!!!
You have been single for over 20 years hahaha I dont believe it. I have heard providers claim to go to college and have a blow bang with their homies and other talk about things they have never done but I must admit, your comment takes the cake Originally Posted by macbeth1000
My father was a military seargent .. I didn't start screwing til 20. Even at 18 I wasn't allowed to use tampons, or that was a severe beat down if found. Not everybody does the high school/college sweet heart crap. I surely didn't. Have I had a FWB in college? A few. Have I had a BF? Nope not been my focus , but maybe one day. This doesn't mean my romantic life is null and void, lol. I choose this.

Believe as you wish, but I'm just one example of extreme sheltering and militant up bringing.

Ok, Lifetime movie network is not needed here...lol
This is where simple touching comes in so handy. Many men struggle for the right words, but a simple hand on her waist while you help her clean up will tell you all you need to know. Either she'll pull away (highly unlikely) or she'll lean into your hand. Of course, her taking off her top is a HUGE clue.

Vic
ManSlut's Avatar
Sounds like subconsciously, she wanted the d!ck...ijs Originally Posted by Eva Damita
Subconscious my Butt !! To me she was consciously saying, "Fuck me now but come at me slowly."...What I would have said, if I was attracted to her, is, "Sure, I'd love to clean the dirt on your back if you'll clean the dirt on my back (dick) too?"

Damn OP, I'm going to have to send you a copy of my book, IF YOU AIN'T GETTING YOUR FACE SLAPPED NOW AND THEN YOU MUST NOT BE TRYING TO GET LAID. Chapter 3 describes if a woman talks about sex or allows talk about sex, she WANTS SEX...If she is a true GOOD GIRL she won't go there at all in convo.
Subconscious my Butt !! To me she was consciously saying, "Fuck me now but come at me slowly."...What I would have said, if I was attracted to her, is, "Sure, I'd love to clean the dirt on your back if you'll clean the dirt on my back (dick) too?"

Damn OP, I'm going to have to send you a copy of my book, IF YOU AIN'T GETTING YOUR FACE SLAPPED NOW AND THEN YOU MUST NOT BE TRYING TO GET LAID. Chapter 3 describes if a woman talks about sex or allows talk about sex, she WANTS SEX...If she is a true GOOD GIRL she won't go there at all in convo. Originally Posted by ManSlut
Exactly...it will not even be brought up.

So what you say, ManSlut is that her signals were clear...crystal even - only to the trained eye.

It's important to read between the lines too @ OP.

Good Luck !

Wonder why no ladies chimed in btw...I have the boys to myself ♡
Don't try to understand women.

Women understand women and they hate each other.
ManSlut's Avatar
Exactly...it will not even be brought up.

So what you say, ManSlut is that her signals were clear...crystal even - only to the trained eye... Originally Posted by Eva Damita
What I think is an untrained blind 5 year old would have realized any female who invites you to her place after hangin' out in a hot tub and starts prancin' around topless would have been ridin' that ASS before any subliminal messages about 'dirt' got brought up...Seriously, was there a dust bowl or did she do some spring garden prep before he got to her place? DIRT, where the fuck did that come from...LMAO

Jimmy, here's what I do, fire off a text and invite her over to clean some dirt on your back. I think you can salvage this if you start realizing women love to fuck too and the 5 year old ain't half the man Jimmy is!!
Don't try to understand women.

Women understand women and they hate each other. Originally Posted by argus256
Claps hands.
pyramider's Avatar
It's clear the OP's friend wants my contact info.
TexTushHog's Avatar
Don't try to understand women.

Women understand women and they hate each other. Originally Posted by argus256
A great old expression containing much wisdom!! (At least if not taken too literally!)
joshf26's Avatar
Dude... SMH... Dude... ... ... ... ... Your man card is being revoked... SMH...
bojulay's Avatar
I would have washed that dirt off and used a clean rag to do it.
Then I would have offered to make any small repairs around her house, oh yeah,
then I would have offered to change the oil in her car when it got to 3000 miles
sense the last one.

Oh I'm just getting warmed up, wait until I get to yard work and plumbing repairs.
You're trying to understand women?

Oh....you're serious? Do this instead. Find a hammer. Apply it to your forehead. Easier and less painful. Originally Posted by Hercules
Post of the young year!