Everyone luvs a HUMOROUS story.....don't they?...........What's yours?

Got any stories of the guys that lick your Bulls nasty homo cum out of your pussy after getting fucked in their asses?
It would be nice to know all of them and the providers they come into contact with? Originally Posted by rockerrick

Damn... I really thought she was in the story telling mood?
She convieniently skipped right over this.
Unless people actually read the whole ad... this will be a fresh new story to tell.
Homo Bull, homo clients, creampie clean up, barebacking, ass adventures? Hell this story practically writes itself.

That must be the part where he saw what she looked like. Originally Posted by R.M.

you're such a mean spirited soul.... better hope universal Karma disagrees with me.

Got any stories of the guys that lick your Bulls nasty homo cum out of your pussy after getting fucked in their asses?
It would be nice to know all of them and the providers they come into contact with? Originally Posted by rockerrick

Damn... I really thought she was in the story telling mood?
She convieniently skipped right over this.
Unless people actually read the whole ad... this will be a fresh new story to tell.
Homo Bull, homo clients, creampie clean up, barebacking, ass adventures? Hell this story practically writes itself. Originally Posted by rockerrick

C'mon, folks - post your humorous homoerotic felching stories UITB, for Li'l Ricki!

I get the impression cb was first in line for the cuckolding clean up.

Come on cb we'd love to hear the details.
Did you take the bottoming like a "man"? well not really...

Humorous hobby stories? Man, do I have many over the past 9 years; too many to remember right now.


Here is one of my favorites....I think.

I once found out that someone I knew's husband (in my civvie life) was contacting me for a sesh. I do not think he knew that it was me, bc I was more friends with his wife and had only met him a couple of times at that point.

I found out it was him, before we met face-to-face (thank god), bc of my crafty screening abilities, and his lack of protecting his info very carefully.

I was SO glad I realized it was him prior to the meet. I never did see him for a sesh, and boy, was it sure awkward seeing his wife out socially after that....

I once had a session with a girl and half way through the session her dog started humping my foot as I was plowing her. After kicking the dog off they little bastard jumped up on the bed and started licking my asshole as I was about to nut. I nutted hard needless to say. I did post a review about the experience, I never seen that girl again it was to traumatic.

I did post a review about the experience, I never seen that girl again it was to traumatic. Originally Posted by bhbubba

What about the dog?

I once had a session with a girl and half way through the session her dog started humping my foot as I was plowing her. After kicking the dog off they little bastard jumped up on the bed and started licking my asshole as I was about to nut. I nutted hard needless to say. I did post a review about the experience, I never seen that girl again it was to traumatic. Originally Posted by bhbubba

I once had a session with a girl and half way through the session her dog started humping my foot as I was plowing her. After kicking the dog off they little bastard jumped up on the bed and started licking my asshole as I was about to nut. I nutted hard needless to say. I did post a review about the experience, I never seen that girl again it was to traumatic. Originally Posted by bhbubba

Come on tell lil Ricki about the dog ...

It was a feisty little chiwawa, with Gene Simmons tounge

I once had a session with a girl and half way through the session her dog started humping my foot as I was plowing her. After kicking the dog off they little bastard jumped up on the bed and started licking my asshole as I was about to nut. I nutted hard needless to say. I did post a review about the experience, I never seen that girl again it was to traumatic. Originally Posted by bhbubba

After you left...the dog was like: "He may have fucked you mama but I licked his ass." lol

Will the cord reach? Originally Posted by TryWeakly

Bluetooth

For a minute there I thought you might be talking about me until I got to the part about the guy you were meeting looking at your vehicle. 😂

After you left...the dog was like: "He may have fucked you mama but I licked his ass." lol Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

I once had a session with a girl and half way through the session her dog started humping my foot as I was plowing her. After kicking the dog off they little bastard jumped up on the bed and started licking my asshole as I was about to nut. I nutted hard needless to say. I did post a review about the experience, I never seen that girl again it was to traumatic. Originally Posted by bhbubba