To cougar... Or not to cougar???

Here's a question to ask yourself:

Would you bang the lady on the right in the photo below?
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/...59_634x820.jpg

She is 59, (yes, that's FIFTY NINE) years young.

And if you say you wouldn't, you're a lying ass.
Originally Posted by hotindallas
Or you're gay.

In truth, there is some significant Photoshop going on there.
Cougars don't have to take a blue pill to gets things going ...know what I mean?
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  • Old-T
  • 08-14-2013, 05:21 PM
Most my best experiences have been with ladies 40+. My ATF is 49 and I'd take her over the hottest 20-something. I don't want to sound harsh, but if her age is the reason you don't see her I would say you are thinking far too much and are being foolish.
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What in the HELL are you waiting for?? She's attractive, great attitude, wants to "play" and seems like she can keep it quiet. Women like that are VERY difficult to find!!! Originally Posted by mwsatx
You're absolutely right. I'm not really waiting per se. With the hours we work, and life at home etc. It's just a matter of finding room to breathe. Previous experience tells me that if I wait too long it won't be there when I'm ready. I've said what I wanted to say to her about this, and I'm fairly certain that we are on the same page. That, coupled with the advice given from this thread pretty much locks it in. I'll be completely open minded about the whole thing, and confident in my decision no matter how it turns out.
I still want to hear opinions from newcomers to the thread, whether they be good, bad, or just plain funny. Let's hear it Eccie!
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Most my best experiences have been with ladies 40+. My ATF is 49 and I'd take her over the hottest 20-something. I don't want to sound harsh, but if her age is the reason you don't see her I would say you are thinking far too much and are being foolish. Originally Posted by Old-T
This is what I'm talking about. At 19, I wound up with a friends mom after a party. (I know... I'm a dick) She was a little chubby, but i shit you not. That woman gave me a run for my money, AND taught me things I had no clue existed. I'll never forget how intense and uninhibited that go around was. It took a good while to find somebody that could even compare to that night. Oh, she was early to mid 40's.
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Well if you don't jump on this chance Noob, send me her number and I will take care of it for ya!!!!! Originally Posted by SaltyDog71
Fuck that, send ME her number and I'll take care of it for you!!
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^^^ Hahahaha!
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Hahaha, nice save pyramider. I'm listening... Originally Posted by The Noob

What save? Get her to show you her taint.
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I agree with what your daddy told you. I passed on some in my day and regretted it ever since.

However, you didn't say (or I missed) the work relationship. That can get you in deeper doo doo than a roll in the sack by itself.
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What save? Get her to show you her taint. Originally Posted by pyramider
So DATT then? I thought that was included? lmao
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I agree with what your daddy told you. I passed on some in my day and regretted it ever since.

However, you didn't say (or I missed) the work relationship. That can get you in deeper doo doo than a roll in the sack by itself. Originally Posted by OldGrump
She works for a supporting company contracted by ours. A.K.A. "fair game"
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What save? Get her to show you her taint. Originally Posted by pyramider
Should I take her to the beach and perform the "screaming seagull"?
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She works for a supporting company contracted by ours. A.K.A. "fair game" Originally Posted by The Noob
Your bases are covered. She doesn't even mind that you have a SO.

Dig in. She just wants to fuck NSA. Lucky guy.
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I'm never a big fan of dipping your pen in company ink, but if you can keep it on the DL...I say go for it! Age ain't nothing but a number!
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Yea, I went for it. We met at a little country dance bar she knew with $1 longnecks till 10. Had good conversation and couldn't keep her off of me lol. Was a little weird mugging down with a woman who was obviously a bit older, but I was open minded and relaxed about it as I said I would be. After the bar we went to her place and I'm not gonna bs anybody here. I had some of the best sex of my life! We went at it for about 2 hrs and she had multiple orgasms during that time. I figured I wasn't gonna get off so I invited her into the shower and wound up nailing her so hard from behind that her head was hitting the shower wall lol. With no worries about kids I let her have it, cleaned up, and then cuddled and talked for a while before heading home. We are still good friends and she says ANYTIME I want to get away for a while that she will be there for me. I can't help but feel that she would prefer more from me, but she knows the situation I'm in at home and we agreed upon just fooling around for a while. She is a little older, but on a scale from 1-10.... I would give her a SOLID 9. I appreciate the contributions of you guys/gals experience on this one. It helped me to walk into this without overthinking it and to be able to keep an open mind about it. Thnx!