To all of the self-proclaimed 'hot' guys

I don't get it, but then, genetics beat the crap out of me with the ugly stick...and to top it off, I'm lousy in bed with a small dick. How about a free look of disgust and disappointment?

That was lovely and very true rant CSB. I will add 1 thing is the guys with huge cocks typically don't have much skills either. Guys there is a reason for the saying it's all about how the "motion of the ocean". If you don't run that motor of yours then you are just dead in the water, and who wants that? JMO...thx CSB for a smile with my morning coffee.

That was lovely and very true rant CSB. I will add 1 thing is the guys with huge cocks typically don't have much skills either. Guys there is a reason for the saying it's all about how the "motion of the ocean". If you don't run that motor of yours then you are just dead in the water, and who wants that? JMO...thx CSB for a smile with my morning coffee. Originally Posted by FirePhoenix

So true! I had a gorgeous guy with a HUGE dick about two years ago who was absolutely worthless in bed. Dude, no wonder your wife doesn't fuck you.

I'm just gonna sit back, eat my popcorn, and wait for Whispers to post.

I love this rant. Wow there are dude really impressed with themselves. I also love the guys who say I made her cum 10 times. Really, and the its is alwAys your friend

Oh that's funny - you should have your own cable show - like Oprah but it would be Clair She Blows - you would have a ton of viewers!

She could come out and say....... you get a blowjob.... you get a blowjob..... youget a blowjob

I love how you call out guys for being on Eccie.. That's like me saying all providers Staff edit CC Which just isn't true.. There are a lot of reasons guys are on here. Not just cause they have a small dick or social issues like you claim.. I don't know how bashing guys for being on Eccie helps you but whatever.. You're a provider slanging pussy on here so... what does that say about yourself?

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I'm socially awkward, with six toes on both feet and have a little dick... how 'bout paying me??

Im ugly..... how about a freebie? Originally Posted by Stewie griffen

Stewie you are not ugly but you do have a really big dick!

You should try the big dick tactic instead, "is there anyway you could give me a discount? I'm hung and you'll really like it"

"can you please take 50$ off for ever additional inch over average?" lol

Fair enough. Anyone who contacts your "professional" persona thinking their attractiveness is a consideration is confused about the services you offer. Got to compartmentalize.

However I think, based on this...

"I'm sorry, but if you're *that* hot, your ass would be hitting out of the park on Tinder. But you're not, are you? You're here."

You might be a little confused about the services you offer as well. Hint, what you offer cannot be found on Tinder, and I'm not primarily talking about your amazing skills.

This post at least let's me know I have one good quality. I'm not hot, I have an average wiener and I'm a two pump chump. But I can eat pussy like a mother fucker...yay!

CSB, I think your rant was HOTT!

As someone who's uglier and older than the hills, I'd have to say that any self proclaimed 'hot guy' out there asking for a discount is a douche. Let's hear it for us ugly ol' farts that couldn't get a women to give us the time of day (let alone fuck us) were it not for the wonderful world of Eccie and all the lovely ladies adorning the site solely for our deepest of deviant gratifications.

CSB, I think your rant was HOTT! Originally Posted by NeonFool

Hey back off NeonFool she is MINE.... unless you have 37.50 and a pack of bubble gum!! Lol