How did you come by your handle?

Played High School football in Utah with a bunch of Mormons. Mormon girls have this thing with lots of heavy petting but no sex until you get married. When I came to UT all the guys had these great locker room stories. All my stories ended with blue-balls, so when we would party, hit the clubs, or f**k off, and I would hookup the guys would chant blue-balls. I remember me and a buddy of mine were hooking up with these girls in a hotel when he started to yell blue-balls, than the team joining in yelling from there rooms... Sense than it has become an alter-ego for me.

I think mine is self explanatory! LOL

To further clarify, I like them small, medium, big, smooth, hairy, with a landing strip, shaped, with or without large outer lips, with a huge clit, with a small clit, and mostly I love juicy ones. But I always love the one I'm with most.

I am paranoid and picked a series of random letters from something I was working on the time that was impossible to google.

Apparently it is an actual word in Arabic that means "disgusting person" so I guess my chances of seeing the ankles of hot Saudi escorts are right out.

During high school and some college I was addicted to online gaming, mmorpg's, through 8 years played with a guild, in 3 different games, most of the same online people. Our name was "Keepers of The Faith".

I left the online gaming world behind, and only logged into my WoW account once since then, my character at the time was moved out of the "guild" of people I had played with, because of inactivity, into a guild named "Ex Keepers of The Faith". So, broke it down a little, Exktf =)

And as far as my avatar, since I was a magician or wizard in every game, thought Elminister was a good choice(a great set of books).

ATX - that's a given
WRX - Had an 02 Subaru WRX (bugeye). She was a sleeper. I modded her so much, I could blow away just about any car on the streets. Unfortunately, she is no longer with us. I was t-boned off of 183/Anderson Mill (the same day the plane hit the IRS building).

My avatar is always a famous AA sports star, celeb, or character.

A favorite movie actor. Moses was a bad match for this site, so that left me only with El Cid.

After all, who could object to a white knight named CID? Little did I know ...

I used to get bothered when I was always asked my name and number when I went out to buy stuff. (autozone, haircut places, lowes, etc..) I decided to just use a fake name, number etc... rather then let it bother me and Homer was born. The 13 was probably just the first homer that was available when I started on aspd.

Kendra....if that's your ass... we need to meet! Good Lawd girl! Originally Posted by Maxeen Monroe

Thanks girl
We've met before just not here lol....

mine comes from the grotesque boils that fester all over my body.
you outta see my "knotty stick".

Just simple directions to get things rolling......Plus an overused observation in strip clubs.

mine comes from the grotesque boils that fester all over my body.
you outta see my "knotty stick". Originally Posted by knotty man

You ought to see MY Naughty Stick!

like movies, mystery, and the other
an interesting adaptation, perhaps

You ought to see MY Naughty Stick! Originally Posted by Toyz

I heard it requires batteries !

Brought my name over from ASPD as well............back in the day I needed an easy handle to remember. Thats about as easy as it gets