Massage parlor vs escort, in term of safety

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  • 07-09-2019, 09:03 AM
Why do you feel less safe with a well reviewed lady at her hotel, as opposed to her private incall? Originally Posted by Pangolier
Sorry I didn'treply sooner, I have been busy for a bit.
Essentially Elizabeth said what I would have answered, and as usual did it better than I would have.
My concern with private incalls , such as a residential home or apartment, would not be LE as much as nosy neighbors or moral crusaders.
Overall, for the client, I would say outcall to your own hotel room would be safest. Downsides are cost , possible NCNS as well as the hotel having a record of your RW info.

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The only time I really hate private incalls is when your car is kinda sitting on an island, i.e. a stand alone house, that may have a small driveway, or no driveway and you have to park by the mailbox or something. At least with an apartment complex, you can kinda blend in a little better. Even then, you don't want to walk into an apartment entrance that has wide open visibility. I can just feel eyes on me in those instances.
Solemate62's Avatar
The only time I really hate private incalls is when your car is kinda sitting on an island, i.e. a stand alone house, that may have a small driveway, or no driveway and you have to park by the mailbox or something. At least with an apartment complex, you can kinda blend in a little better. Even then, you don't want to walk into an apartment entrance that has wide open visibility. I can just feel eyes on me in those instances. Originally Posted by Randall Creed
All good points but at times when I am walking from my car into her house, or back to my car, like after my hot session yesterday, the mailman or the neighbor mowing grass, they see 74 year old guy, white hair, and the aged stereotypes kick in and their thoughts are saying, no way is that old dude in there getting his rocks off! Hold that thought, folks!
All good points but at times when I am walking from my car into her house, or back to my car, like after my hot session yesterday, the mailman or the neighbor mowing grass, they see 74 year old guy, white hair, and the aged stereotypes kick in and their thoughts are saying, no way is that old dude in there getting his rocks off! Hold that thought, folks! Originally Posted by Solemate62
Or, the stereotype kicks in that the only way an old guy could get laid would be by paying.

Many comments about Robert Kraft were references to his being an 80 year old widower although, they've generally been in the whose business is it anyway category.
Paradoxically, a younger or married guy is expected not to go to pros.
Ripmany's Avatar
I rather drive a PINTO
I rather drive a PINTO Originally Posted by Ripmany
than what ?
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Amps who know what you get for service. But with escorts you can ask for it right away no problem you to her hotel room and getting close to on bed. On other hand since it not business it thought and cops hung out. But have you ever been rip off by a company/ lawyer / Even walmart rips people off and some stores have guys with a gun at door that stay police on there back.
Solemate62's Avatar
Amps who know what you get for service. But with escorts you can ask for it right away no problem you to her hotel room and getting close to on bed. On other hand since it not business it thought and cops hung out. But have you ever been rip off by a company/ lawyer / Even walmart rips people off and some stores have guys with a gun at door that stay police on there back. Originally Posted by Ripmany
Ripmany, I’m sure you’re a great guy but each time I try to read some of your thoughts, it seems like I’m reading Forrest Gump’s diary!
Pangolier's Avatar
Massage parlors are "target" locations. They cannot advertise themselves as gas stations, sporting goods stores, banks, or any other kind of facility. Real massage therapy locations such as Hand and Stone, Massage Envy, etc... would never draw the attention of the cops because they know those places have zero tolerance for the kind of business you are seeking.



On the other hand, if the bobbies are setting up a wire at a hotel, then the woman you are seeing is not a provider, she's VICE. Therefore this is a moot point.


The only way the fuzz would be at a hotel if they weren't the ones running the operation is if the hotel staff altered them to some sort of "suspicious activity." Since the management owns the hotel, they have more leeway as to what they will permit the cops to do without a warrant.


However, this circumstance would have to arise from a breach of some sort. IE the provider is using the same hotel way too often and the front desk clerk recognizes her face and name each time, and the guests in the adjacent room complain too much of hearing moaning coming from the room next door late at night. Even if that happens, if the policy aren't in the area, they would have to be dispatched there. If there are more serious crimes happening at the time, such as robberies, etc... then by the time they get there you could be long gone. And luckily for the provider, if she was confronted, there's nothing illegal about being in a hotel room alone.


Bottom line: overall you are safer staying away from massage parlors - on numerous levels.
Ripmany's Avatar
LE does not have to raid the hotel or the AMP all that have to do is see you go inside mark you car. Pull you over for bull crap reason afterwards. That will give you a duid arrest yes you will come back clean but in mean while that just interrogate a confession out you and jurry hate hobbyist.
After reviewing the messages in this discussion the worse possible scenario in each case is the following :
AMP : Cop with citation book.
Escort : Pimp with gun.