You have WHAT stuck? and where?

Hmmmm...cell phone? Set to vibrate!

I've seen some remote controlled devices somewhere. I recall that one was a butt plug and the other was a clit massager. I could imagine having a woman wearing a clit massager while walking about town. Perhaps sit her down for a nice lunch/dinner at a well-lnown restaurant. Sipping wine while holding down the button and watching her lower lip begin to quiver and her body dtart to move about....woof!

Butt one of the worest was when we had to go in a get the Gerbil out.....yes there was a live Gerbil in his ass.....Lets just say the Gerbil didnt make it.............. Originally Posted by Ms. Athena

Reminded me of:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Jt_g10Jug


Armageddon!!

Please do not look at this.
http://www.bestgore.com/sexual-disas...-explosion-18/

I always love the story about the guy drinking a Coca Cola in the shower, slips and well... You know the rest.

I'm with Jade-Tuna!!!! Or the other ass loan that opted for a frozen fish with dorsal fin out????

Don't even think I can use the smell's like fish line anymore!!

They did that in a movie called Love Hurts w Jennie McCarthy. First time I saw a bass in an ass.

I love how guys will almost always answer that question by adding details beforehand that clarify he's not referring to anything he did himself.

wow!!!!

of all things to put up there why the hell would someone use TUNA?? I threw up in my mouth just a little when I READ THAT! Originally Posted by SknyDiva

It was probably someone who wanted the cat to lick away....you know how those cat tongues are.

A buddy of mine is an ER surgeon in San Antonio. He says the light bulb happens often. Crazy.

Bell Jar. When I was working at a hospital back in the day, a gent and his wife showed up late in the evening. They could not get it out of his ass. Flanged devices and a means of extraction first, my friends!