Funny things people say

"You don't know your a** from your elbow!"

Whenever I hear this, it brings to mind a cartoonish-looking man with an unusually pointy butt and oddly large and soft joints.

Although I don't drink It but I say:

"Sodawater"

Some folks think I should call It pop, I've never called It a pop though Originally Posted by Seeking ~P

In the South its all coke. Around Laffy my relatives always said "pop". "Soda" or "soda water" seems to be common term used by people who I've met from Philly and NE. It is also used among black people in SW Louisiana at least back in the 60's and 70's.

As for my family, the term soft drink was used and sometimes coke.

Note that the first bottling of carbonate soft drinks was in Vicksburg, MS by Joseph Biedenharn of Monroe and it was Coca Cola thus making the brand the first national brand of carbonate soft drink and the Biedenharns quite wealthy and a major stockholder of the company. He also started the first crop dusting service which became Delta Airlines.

And and a wine...

My neighbor thought it was funny when i said

"I'm making egg sandwiches for the dogs"

Finna not a word either Cause I'm finna be back in Louisiana lol

How about "Go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut"?

I'm from the old school.....��

There's an old saying that says shit or get off the pot..lol

My mama also used to say do you want to get slapped into the middle of next week. Keep it up she would say...
M.M.

I'm going to be on them like white on rice

Good one....lolCapt.

My favorite......What the Fuck?!

"Never look a gift horse in the mouth."

(sigh) Okay, sooo many questions...
First of all, when was the economy so good that buying a horse for your buddy was not only financially feasible but culturally relevant?
Why the hell is the mouth the danger zone? And what is it about the inside that makes it such a bad omen?
i shudder 2 think what would happen should u look at its balls

As a kid they would say things like "Shoot the ball." instead of throw it. Another was, "I laid a fart."