Anyone Want A Slut? Or Are You One?

Well I just took the test . Just as I thought 94% the bad part it doesn`t surprize me I `ve been a male slut my whole life .

Took the test before when it was posted....I received a fairly high score at the time. For those who need therapy for their sluttiness, or lack there of....I am a non-certified slut therapist (unless reviews count as certification) and am happy to help you improve your scores.

Oh and my sluttiest moment was in 8th grade when I totally had a gangbang with 6 guys on the practice football field next to the high school during the homecoming dance....I swear this is totally true! Originally Posted by AlyssaWest

As a redneck lady told me once "I must have gave away a million dollars worth before I realized I could sell it!"

Lmao... This test is jacked.. I'm way sluttier (slutier?) (slutye F it) than 87%

90% seems kinda low, but if they insist I guess that is all I can claim. Oh well, guess Max will have to help me work on raising my score....

i love the intro text "YOU, however, are here because your friends are curious how much of a slut you are. Or they already know, and they just want you to see."

just retook it - "Your above score was normalized against the average, so don’t even TRY to disagree with us. Science is certain, and so are we: you are absolutely 82% slutty"

if i skewed the questions as far as possible, i only got a 94% slutty.


sometime ago, i took another of their slut tests and got these results.

"Your result for The Ethical Slut Test ...
Player Slut

Whoa! You scored 33 Sluttiness Points and 2 Ethics Points! Interesting...

You might as well be Britney Spears or Paris Hilton. You're a slut alright but a rather skanky one. You use sex for your ego and to satisfy your own needs without caring for those around you. It's all about your orgasm and your ass looking good in the amateur porn you're filming. "

well, maybe not that slutty. i do care if she has a deliteful time. cos if she does, then she might let me visit her again for another deliteful time.

I am interested to see what the sluttiest moments are.

Now wait! Why did I only score 2%?

Oh and my sluttiest moment was in 8th grade when I totally had a gangbang with 6 guys on the practice football field next to the high school during the homecoming dance....I swear this is totally true! Originally Posted by AlyssaWest

gulp.....

so where there any residual effects?

I only scored 64%. That's disappointing.

Now wait! Why did I only score 2%? Originally Posted by reese foster

...thanks for the giggle, sweet stuff!

Yup just as I thought nothing has changed since high school.

88%.

Bah.

This test is racially biased.

63%. I'm surprised it's that high -- probably because of the high partner count (all but one are escorts) and the lots of things I'd like to or would do, even if I haven't.

55% - Wondering if I can be called a slut