Wow just saw SMI is mod here

Wow seems like you need to calm down...

My website says I'm into fetishes like FISTING clients, not getting fisted! I apolgize if you can't read that right...my fault!

Your pimp comment...either way was dumb!

Wow seems like you need to calm down...

My website says I'm into fetishes like FISTING clients, not getting fisted! I apolgize if you can't read that right...my fault!

Your pimp comment...either way was dumb! Originally Posted by BDS

your website direct quote.. "strap-on, fetishes, domination, fisting....NOT BBFS"

if you are the one pitching you might want to mention that hahaha. Of course now the "manly" attitude your giving me for no reason is making sense!

I think im gonna go puke now.

Santa photo Originally Posted by muny4huny

your website direct quote.. "strap-on, fetishes, domination, fisting....NOT BBFS"

if you are the one pitching you might want to mention that hahaha. Of course now the "manly" attitude your giving me for no reason is making sense!

I think im gonna go puke now. Originally Posted by muny4huny

I fixed it so you shouldn't get confused now! Go look...


You reaching for the stars on the whole "manly" thing...what you miss the whole smiley kissy face, I'm being light-hearted...REALLY!

Your such a mean guy...can we kiss and make up! no puking in my mouth but if your into that its cool but I'M PUKING IN YOUR MOUTH! just trying to be clear here!

^ don't you a weight limit for your clients?

^ don't you a weight limit for your clients? Originally Posted by R.M.

She sticks a hand up their ass, you really gonna use the word "limit" referring to her?!?! omg! That's like saying there's a 39yr old cut off age of providers here! This is eccie, we pay per wrinkle!

So I guess thats a no....uhh ok fine!

I cater to all kinds of gentlemen...some like things others don't!

Just because I massage colons, doesn't mean I don't have a limit...grow up! I bet your boring in bed....even in the Santa outfit! Santa didn't get cream filled cookies this year...!






















next ASSumption....(stole that from you...you like?)

So I guess thats a no....uhh ok fine!

I cater to all kinds of gentlemen...some like things others don't!

Just because I massage colons, doesn't mean I don't have a limit...grow up! I bet your boring in bed....even in the Santa outfit! Santa didn't get cream filled cookies this year...!



next ASSumption....(stole that from you...you like?) Originally Posted by BDS

boy oh boy are you ladies going to feel foolish when you find out I am 20, I am happy to be called Santa though as long as you call your vagina a chimney!

in dog years

Originally Posted by R.M.

so I am 3 yrs old and you are picking on me? you should be ashamed of yourself grandma!

boy oh boy are you ladies going to feel foolish when you find out I am 20, I am happy to be called Santa though as long as you call your vagina a chimney! Originally Posted by muny4huny

Santa Jr. ??????

just askin
he may have had a trick kid to take over

Hmmmm.... just a pup wanting to be a big dog? SMI will have his hands full herding cats AND dogs!

You picked on the wrong bitch's Santa Baby. There is a thing called back channel ...

Originally Posted by R.M.

ohhh I don't doubt you have to spend a lot of time "backchannel" and if you recall, I never spoke to either of you before you address my posts. Perhaps it is the old age catching up to you? The threat was nice however, should I fear being beaten with your walker, or smothered with your wrinkle cream?