Let's go to professor Kinison for a final word on this. . .
Hey baby. . . .you want me to what?
Hmmmm. . . what's that?
Hehhheeee. . . pay your rent?
This is a great deal. . .it will be like you are my girlfriend, but not really my girlfriend and you will let me do things to you that no one else can do. . .and. . .why are you whispering in such a sweet, small voice. . .you what. . .oh, you are grateful to me for taking care of you baby? Hehheee. . .I like you too. . .you are soooooo cute. . .here is some more money, baby, for your electric bill and groceries too. . .what's that, your mom needs a liver. . .suuuuuuuuuurrrrrr. . .I can make a draw against my 401K. . .wow. . .i am such a lucky man. . .I get to. . . .
Huh? What?
[Provider peels off the human skin to reveal her true self from the jaw down in something akin to a horror movie]
WHAT THE. .. .OWWWWW. . .OWWWWW. . . .AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. . .AHHHHH. . .
WHAT ARE YOU SATAN. . . .AHHHHHHHHH. . . FUCK ME. . .SATAN IS YOU BABY'S FATHER. . . . AHHHHHHHHHH. . .OHHHH. . .OHHHH. .
AWWWWWWWWWWWWW. . .FUCK. . .SOMEBODY FUCKING KILL ME AND PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY!!!!!!!!!
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!