THE PERFECT PROVIDER & HOBBYIST!!!

Variety is the spice of life..........but, I will have fun with it

For a Provider:
1)Long(falls down to the bottom of her breast)Chestnut or maple hair(no highlights)
2)Petite(around 5'2)with a waist no bigger than 25inches and hips measuring around 35(I like curves)
3)I love Jessica Simpson DD boobs!! But for a petite woman I would have to go with a 34B(NO FAKE TITS!!)


For a Gentleman:
1)I don't really have a preference on hair
2)I like a guy to be strong, but not like all muscle(like Vince Vaughn in "The Break-Up")
3)I ain't good at guessing measurement size...............but I have two guys I see usually every week(2 very different guys) and there is a reason why I never refuse..........yummy

Brunett / Red or Redish Brown (Sucker For Red Heads)
Petit 5'2"-7"
C Cup NATURAL
115-145 LBS.
Hates Texting
Loves to Smile
Laughs at my jokes
Easy to talk too
Gets up early in the morning and loves coffee while sun comes up
Enjoys wine while sun goes down
Very Clean with excelent hygine (A bath is not a Baby Wipe!)
Doesn't throw her cloths on the ground
Loves to travel at moments notice because she loves to travel

Provider
-Chestnut brown hair
-5"11"-6'1", 160-170#
-c-cup, muscular and round apple bottom, plus one strange feature, she must have unattached ear lobes! Attached ear lobes are a deal breaker.

The free services she provides before a date are; irons my dress shirts and cooks a nice dinner for me and also makes lunch for me for the next day. What a woman!

Provider
-Chestnut brown hair
-5"11"-6'1", 160-170#
-c-cup, muscular and round apple bottom, plus one strange feature, she must have unattached ear lobes! Attached ear lobes are a deal breaker.

The free services she provides before a date are; irons my dress shirts and cooks a nice dinner for me and also makes lunch for me for the next day. What a woman! Originally Posted by buzzworm86

WOW! Thats funny! Megan Fox wanted to fuck my brains out, but I told her no thanks the ear lobes were a deal breaker! Buzz that is funny!

me

Provider - Shayla

Hobbyist - Me Originally Posted by FlectiNonFrangi

buzz, did she get into a cat fight and her earrings were pulled out?
SL, sorry I am not your perfect match, I love baby wipes.

buzz, did she get into a cat fight and her earrings were pulled out?
SL, sorry I am not your perfect match, I love baby wipes. Originally Posted by Anita Lay

Nothing is perfect! I never said I didn't like baby wipes! Just NOT in place of a shower! That would go for me & you!

me Originally Posted by petiteassman

I think the line to see Shayla is so long the last guy in line is a skeleton! LOL

I think the line to see Shayla is so long the last guy in line is a skeleton! LOL Originally Posted by Still Looking

I'm the one that's going to be a skeleton when I'm finished with all of you!

For a provider:

Starters-no dick, never had a dick, and is a natural XX chromosome.

I'm not a fan of tattoos.

Perfect escort to me has a 1.) A nice round ass 2.) Full lips 3.) Slim waist 4.) Big breasts
5.) Pretty face 6.) Pretty smile 7.) Absolutely no tattoos or piercings (Classic ear fine)

.. Oh darn just described myself LOL! Originally Posted by Naomi4u

Whoa... we like the samething. I would add great hair. If that's still you we need to work some details out.

I'm the one that's going to be a skeleton when I'm finished with all of you! Originally Posted by Shayla

Nobody could ever call you boney! LOL

for the provider....A lady who is still breathing.
for the client...anyone but me, but when anyone isn't around then ME.

seriously.. a provider who understands why Im coming to her in the first place and doesn't treat me like a client per say. I love all hair colors, hand size boobs and a little meat on the bones. Not a fan of totally shaved (love landing strip and/or shaped)

Totally love lingerie but it has to be the right color for the lady (no clashes with hair thingy) and it has to be done right. Just dont through on a pair of g-strings and a different color bra and say im done. Things must match and go for broke...get the garters, etc....Sex with clothes on or pulled to the side is H O T, atleast to me

Whoa... we like the samething. I would add great hair. If that's still you we need to work some details out. Originally Posted by simpleton

Still me. My hair is always fab! :-)

You are such a gentleman!

the perfect lady .... has the proper attitude. what she looks like is always secondary.

just my opinion. Originally Posted by PAPA JOE