And so it begins....the democratic debate

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Host: do think that open borders encourages border crossovers?

Klobachar: no, we need immigrants. 25% of our nobel laureates are from other countries

Ryan: the president is bad and responsible for all the tragedy at the border

Booker: Trump is responsible for the surge at the border

Inslee: release the children and we have a law in Washington state to keep our police from enforcing immigration law. We also give tuition to children of illegals.
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Host: tankers attacked, drones shot down...who would sign the previous Iran deal.....all of them

Booker: I'd negotiate a better deal

Klobachar: I'd negotiate an even better deal and Trump wants war.

Gabbard: Trump has led us to the brink of war. War with Iran would be costly.
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Gabbard's red line....an attack on Americans.

Commercial...5 or 6 start shouting over each other

New York Times has a commercial using fake photograph that got debunked...They know their audience

Halftime show...Alyssa Milano does Robert Deniro
I wonder if the rest of the World is watching this clown show?
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Host (chucks nod): gun control, we're close to parkland high school should the government get those guns off the street

Pandemonium as the mikes are screwed up, break
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Live commentary, come join in

According Warren, blacks and Hispanics are not profiting from the good economy and we all doomed from global warming.

Four minutes in and we have the first attack on Trump from Klobachar. Originally Posted by the_real_Barleycorn

bahahaaaaa

apparently none of these dummies watched the 2016 REPUBLICAN debates and how much criticizing Obama "helped" Mario Rubio.


criticizing Trump at this point isn't going to do any of them any good. you'd think one of these idiots would know that at this point it's all about winning the nomination, yeah??
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They're favoring Warren over the rest. Is the fix in?
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Host: assault weapons ban? What about the other guns?

Warren: seven children will die today from gun violence, ban weapons of war,

Nod: repeats question: gun violence is a public health concern

Booker: I hear gun shots in my neighborhood. Supports gun buy back. It is the gun lobbies's fault.

Mad cow: we haven't changed anything about school violence.

Castro: in 2021 we will have a democratic president, a democratic congress, and a democratic Senate. We'll fix it then.

Ryan: we need to give our kids a hug so they stop shooting people

Beto: stop weapons of war, universal background checks, and red flag laws.
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Klobachar: buy back is not confiscation, we leave it to the children to guide us

Madcow: would your supreme court picks be confirmed

Booker: I want to talk about gun control some more

Blasio: I want to talk about guns too. My son is black...and you know how cops are

Blasio: stop acting like a party of elite and get a majority in Senate

Warren: we are a democracy, fight, fight, fight

Delaney: we need to operate in a bi-partisan manner. Good things happen when we're bi-partisan.

Booker: we have more black men in prison than there were slaves. We got prison reform
Mad Cow doesn’t understand that Miami is not being flooded because of sea water rise, it’s flooding because it is sinking.
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this is a farce. all of them are intentionally speaking over the limit because they started off letting fuckahontis do it. they should rig the mikes with a kill switch.
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Mad cow: what are you going to do about climate change?

Inslee: we are the last generation that can do something about climate change

Beto: farmers are being flooded in Iowa and their crops can't be sold because of tariffs

Nod: who pays?

Castro: I went to Puerto Rico and it was bad.

Nod: carbon tax?

Ryan: we're not connecting to working class people in the center of the country

Delaney: I introduced a carbon tax bill

Nod: you apologised to LGBT....

Gabbard: it shouldn't be up to government who has what rights and who doesn't

Booker: forget grannies, let's talk about black grannies instead

Madcow: democrats need blacks and Hispanics, what have you done?

Klobachar: education for children so they can get better jobs and vote

Madcow: Castro, you're Hispanic and 17% of Miami is Hispanic.

Castro: I blame the cops

Viewer: should we intervene in genocide

Beto: yes, but with partners and I blame Trump for running off our friends. Trump colluded with Putin.

Blasio: what about the war powers act. My dad died from wounds received in World war 2.

Madcow: Taliban said they killed two Americans

Ryan: we have to stay engaged and Trump has no one appointed to overseas this area. It's Trump's fault the drone got shot down

Gabbard: Marines, we are leaving Afghanistan. We can't fix stupid.
Russia,Russia,Russia.
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well this is turning out to be the absolute cluster fuck circle jerk we all knew it would be.

think scorpions in a jar.

BAHHHAHAAAAA


all dead ..
no survivors ..

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Ryan: we have to stay engaged to stop the Taliban

Gabbard: the Taliban was there before we were

Ryan: the Taliban attacked on 9-11

The Taliban did not attack on 9-11

Nod:what is our biggest threat

Blasio: Russia

Beto: climate change

Warren: Trump

Booker: climate change and China

Nod: what would you do about Trump and the Mueller Report

Beto: we should impeach Trump and I'll go after him after he leaves office

Delaney: Trump is not above the law but more people care about healthcare, the economy, and jobs

Klobachar: we have to take elections away from republicans and keep McConnell away from paper ballots

Break