Mine fits quite nicely on what I like to call my "pussy pedestal" ...
Serves up the clam on a platter that makes DATY more ergonomic. No more neck cramps.
Originally Posted by Sensual Sophia
But with the Liberator Wedge, the lady's most intimate
amuse-bouche seems to be in a position where the licker must support their weight on their knees and elbows which can lead to contusions if the surface is unyielding or dining process is prolonged. Why does there have to be a high-tech or a low-tech gadget of any type for eating pussy?
How about
no-tech.
What the hell ever happened to just sitting on someone's face? You kids today with your iPhones and your Tom-Toms and your Wiis and your digital sandwich makers and your atomic clit rings and what have you.
You're slaves to technology. Would it kill you all to just fuck missionary style for five damn minutes without breaking out your Hibachi or your George Foreskin Grill or whatever it is you kids today jizz in your shorts over?
Dammit. Get that frisbee off my roof before I load my 870 Wingmaster with #8 shot and shoot it off.