An Under-Appreciated Blessing: Clean Linens at an Incall

If you step into the linen closet that we have....you would swear there were 20 beds in our incall...lol.

If you step into the linen closet that we have....you would swear there were 20 beds in our incall...lol. Originally Posted by GracePreston

I wrote a quick post about this; but deleted it. Seriously, when that closet opens up it's a blinding light. It's no wonder why there isn't any room for shoes

A very popular lady here could teach a class on this subject. I don't want to turn this into a threAD or anything, so I'll just tell you what she does...not who she is.

She greets you wearing sexy lingerie with a firm hug and a DFK.

Leads you to the bathroom where she has a clean, folded towel and wash cloth waiting for you.

She starts the shower and undresses you while you wait for the water to reach a good temperature.

As she's taking your clothes, she's hanging them up on hangers she has in the bathroom. She also folds your socks and underwear.

She dries you off when you step out, paying close attention to your swollen bits.

She pours a Dixie cup of mouth wash and tells you that she'll be waiting for you in the bed.

Amazing, multi-pop sex.

Performs all of the clean up with a warm, wet wash cloth that she has preheated in a warmer beside the bed. Amazing!

Runs the shower for you again...new towel and wash cloth of course.

Dries you off and helps you get dressed.

Huge hug and a kiss on your way out the door.

Amazing provider! Originally Posted by Say What

Amazing is an understatement... GREAT girl...
...and the Dixie cup thing...I discovered I was a swallower instead of a spitter that day, lol.

You mean clean towel other than the one on the floor we just finished fucking on?

:P

You ask for too much sir! Originally Posted by ~Ze~

I've dried myself off with a wash cloth before. All of her towels we in a pile on the bathroom floor.

I've also been handed a "clean" towel before that had a musty smell to it.

Great nip pic in your avatar by the way. Oops.

Amazing is an understatement... GREAT girl...
...and the Dixie cup thing...I discovered I was a swallower instead of a spitter that day, lol. Originally Posted by Prolongus

I've known that about you for a while, Pro.

There are ladies out there that DON'T provide those things? Wow! I am surprised they remain in business, so to speak. Professionalism, cleanliness and smarts appear to escape the masses......SMH. Originally Posted by Kendall4U

Exactly. How can you not have clean linens?

Towels and multiple availiability of them is one of the main reasons I book my own outcall. I don't want to be limited on how many I can use...........and if she's a squirter......I want plenty enough for her so I don't have to be a gentleman and sleep on the wet side of bed again. But I usually get a two bed room. One to play on and one to dry lol. I also have multiple orgasms and know I will need plenty myself if she doesn't swallows. I wish more ladies would go green and swallow for the environments sake ....sigh..... I also tip housekeeping well so I don't have to play the towel game. Even extra if the give me a change of sheets for two beds with no questions.

One of my pet peeves with hotels I prefer is when they ask me why I need more towels or more sheets......or when they want to trade them out only. I make sure they are covered in as much water and damp as possible during the trade. Then I sit it on the carpet outside the hotel room and watch them pick it up.

When they give me flak I tell them "remember when you asked me if I was traveling on business or pleasure......and I said pleasure. Well if you need to know . my business my girlfriend is a squirter........and I don't want to fuck up my room incidentals deposit because I'm one towel short. Now can you assists me or should I stay somewhere else?" They usually laugh and give me what I want then.......no questions. Lol

I've dried myself off with a wash cloth before. All of her towels we in a pile on the bathroom floor.

I've also been handed a "clean" towel before that had a musty smell to it.

Great nip pic in your avatar by the way. Oops.



I've known that about you for a while, Pro. Originally Posted by Say What

Hell, at first I thought it was crème de menthe...!

And thank you ladies for giving us guys clean sheets, fluffy towels, assorted soaps, hot showers...it is way appreciated. Until I cum. Then, for all I care, we could be on a pile of spaghetti...