Ode to Lauren

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When your image struck mine eyes
My dick doth say "I'd hit that"
Your beauty is simple - like fire
My dick doth say "Two shots please"

To me thou art a special one
Now the sun emits a brighter ray
When thou break'est through the clouds
Mine eyes doth see'th fine boobies

Thou art a beauty of the mind
"Alas no dumb bunny" I doth say
Thy voice that trickles - Makes me upright
Thou art a morsel I doth lust after

"& now" quoth I "what to do?"
My thoughts hath been of thee
But now me thincks "Not sure if I should repeat"
But, alas, now the answer lies with thee

If t'were asked, then best to asked quickly
I'm short the full funds today
I fear to ask what thou must thinck
I bid thee answer "ye" or "nae"
































You are still doing it wrong. She is woo'd by the language of love: Italian

Bella Donna,

Mi puoi dire il corridoio del cereale freddo? In particolare, le forme marshmallow?
Si prega di fretta, il mio supervisore è in macchina.
Fino a quando ci incontreremo di nuovo, e si innamorano.

Arrivederci
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  • bbkid
  • 12-09-2014, 06:46 PM
Is this a review?
Slitlikr's Avatar
Did someone spike your apple - tini when you weren't looking?
ThroatChoker's Avatar
Nothing worse than poetry after you have been to the Renaissance festival. WTF happened to you mate?

I like the DM caricature, though. Looks proportionate. Tell her to lose the hat.. it makes her look fat.
rduke4923's Avatar
Troll - and you dared to call me a kiss ass??? ...lol Dorian "Douche" Gray.... Originally Posted by SNL9933
Nice bitch slap of the troll!
Hey now. Can we all get back on topic here?
No bickering or bitch slapping in my very first love thread. It's ruining my special moment.

Carry on with the poetry in my honor, gentleman.
Then I switch to haiku:

Lauren Mayfair, hot
Is she GFE for all?
Only Lauren knows.
loveitdou's Avatar
Then I switch to haiku:

Lauren Mayfair, hot
Is she GFE for all?
Only Lauren knows. Originally Posted by idiot savant

VERLY GOOD!
Slitlikr's Avatar
Hey now. Can we all get back on topic here?
No bickering or bitch slapping in my very first love thread. It's ruining my special moment.

Carry on with the poetry in my honor, gentleman. Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair
The poem pretty much says he doesn't have the funds but would hope the poem would make up for the shortfall and at the same time creating some hype about you.
Guessing that he'll attain his goal.

I'd rather cut to the chase and gladly pay for your superior service.
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Hey now. Can we all get back on topic here?
No bickering or bitch slapping in my very first love thread. It's ruining my special moment.

Carry on with the poetry in my honor, gentleman. Originally Posted by Lauren Mayfair
Well, it got made into a picture show you two crazy kids might find ... interesting... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_in_Fur_%28film%29

Then tell us if it fits, please.
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DG...

Have you checked under your car seat for loose change?

I do... I have a pile growing er' day...

3 more months... I am back in again...
Nothing worse than poetry after you have been to the Renaissance festival. WTF happened to you mate?

I like the DM caricature, though. Looks proportionate. Tell her to lose the hat.. it makes her look fat. Originally Posted by ThroatChoker
That's just silly... DM doesn't have a monocle... Does she?
He loves you so much, he just copied and pasted shit from this site.

http://www.short-love-poem.com/romantic.html

5th on the right. He left out the word 'boo'

Lauren is pretty hot, so his vision is in check, just not his prose.