SAP (smokey ass providers)

SknyDiva's Avatar
You are correct Infinity. Nothing can hide the smell of smoke from a non smoker.
News to all daily smoker's you cannot hide the smell with mouthwash Originally Posted by Infinityg37
True!
I HATE SMOKE!
However i stock and provide tongue scrapers w/the toothbrush and toothpaste to help along w/the mouthwash.

I don't smoke (never have) and i hate smoke!!!!
Carolina Girl Holly's Avatar
do your research before booking appointment!!!
giantbourbon's Avatar
I have mixed feeling about it. I'm a non-smoker, and don't care for the smell either. However, I realize that it goes with the territory with many, if not most of the girls who do this. Frankly, with the right kind of girl, it's not a deal-breaker for me. In fact, when I smelled (and tasted) it on Queenheart a few months ago, it enhanced her hot-bad girl kind of persona and was kinda a turn-on!
JMStryker's Avatar
I do not smoke but live with smokers..but always try to remain as smoke free on myself as possible...especially since I do have allergies!

My fantasy is to have a gent sitting in a leather chair,smoking a pipe or cigar while I am kneeling down giving him head!! Originally Posted by DallasRain
If only I smoked. ;-)
CocoBrown's Avatar
Who pissed you off, Infinity
gimme_that's Avatar
I'm not even gonna lie.....providers that lie about smoking until they arrive and providers coming late to appointments....are just two of the things I begrudgingly accept that most providers who do this will do. About 90 percent of the ladies I saw were late to an appointment.....but my biggest pet peeve of all is a provider who lies and says she doesn't smoke then when she arrives at the first sign of a break she's chiefing.

It feels as though the whole night your playing second fiddle to a cigareette at crucial times when she should have something else in her mouth or hands......I frankly just get tired of it.

1. After finishing sex I like to cuddle or maybe have a little msog tease.......smokers can't wait and are tweaking to smoke immediately and are less GFE....at times.

2. I have been told once more than a few time before a late night spontaneous romp to hold on one sec......I'm gonna take a quick smoke........or worse she goes to the bathroom and takes all day to beautify herself.......I'm anxious and horney as fuck........then she comes out and says I'm gonna smoke a cig for a sec.........

3. The main part of a woman body where the smoke sits is her hair. Many fully haired ladies will not wash their hair more than once or twice on an overnight. And the smoke just becomes a haven there.


Its not so much them needing a smoke that's the issue. I generally would like ladies that see me to be comfortable. But Id rather book a lady who doesn't smoke before I would book one who did. Like for me I book overnights so if a lady needs a smoke its a good thing........but I think most who smoke won't immediately shower and/or wash their hair or brush their teeth consistently to mask and alleviate the smell. The smell of smoke is a musky smell that kinda takes from the experience for me.


I believe black women moreso than any other race who smoke especially won't wash their hair after 80 percent of the time. So its an issue you have to most time readily accept. And it seems more times often than not the lady who smoke tend to be more freakier and talented in bed. If you think I'm lying take a poll lol. So I think this is why more so I just deal with it and keep my mouth shut. Lol

A lady who smokes for me also is a security risk for me for cash and dashes. Most ladies don't take their donation until well after the appointment when the money is clearly visible. But I have been in many situation where ladys who smoke wanted their fully paid donation while they left. For a sec to go to a smoking area in a hotel I was checked in far far away. Now I just make it clear to those who smoke that when they do blaze one.....just leave the money in the room.....or I just book a balcony room where she can smoke off a ledge.

I think there was one time where a lady who was really good performance wise I saw and very attractive smoked with regularity. But what made me want to see her again was the fact that when she smoked....even if on a ledge, she took me to talk with her. Which made it seem to me that I was the focal point of her attention......sans cigarette


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Koontz's Avatar
What does it take for a hotel non smoking hotel to actually charge the smoking in room penalty? I'm always expecting it, but it never comes..
SknyDiva's Avatar
What does it take for a hotel non smoking hotel to actually charge the smoking in room penalty? I'm always expecting it, but it never comes.. Originally Posted by Koontz
I've often asked this question to myself also
traveler_'s Avatar
I've often asked this question to myself also Originally Posted by SknyDiva


You smoke ???
Koontz's Avatar
Smoke signal
for cheerleader
Pussy?
giantbourbon's Avatar
Reminds me of an OLD joke:
He: Do you smoke after sex?
She: I don't know, I've never looked!
STAFF EDIT - FORBIDDEN - PD
STAFF EDIT - FORBIDDEN TOPIC - PD. the reason the chicks want a cigarette right after sex Iis that they are finished h working and they want to get away from you as fast as they can and on to the next hustle.