Pick up lines..... (bet I have the worst one)

lmao @ Brooke!

If I told you that you had a great body ...would you hold it against me ??

You have the whitest teeth I've ever cum across.

You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno.

You have the whitest teeth I've ever cum across. Originally Posted by Diomidis

Ok now that's bad

This happened yrs ago (we were teenagers) in a coffee bar attached to a bowling alley. We just finished a couple of games and we went for coffee. Four cute girls in the coffee bar and of course we are trying to figure out how to hit on these girls. My cousin used this as his attempt, "Do you need sugar for your coffee, or are you sweet enough already?" The rest of us wanted to be swallowed up by the floor.

Guys study this stuff:

What they fail in is the 'art' of getting her to LEAVE! That can be tragic unless handled stealthly...but there is a way!

Had a friend years back that used "Nice bum...where you from". For some stupid reason it worked for more than you would think.

Had a friend years back that used "Nice bum...where you from". For some stupid reason it worked for more than you would think. Originally Posted by stugots

It's all in a guys face and demeanor too. "Hungry Eyes" tend to turn most fems off! They know once they're gone, NEXT!